They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
...who could have known that if you elect stupid evil ppl to run your country they would do stupid & evil things
“Never again” is meaningless if it doesn’t include this. There’s no reason to mince words other than cowardice: these are concentration camps and never again is now.
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices
In the 1997 dystopian scifi film Gattaca, rapid DNA testing is used to determine social class and job eligibility. In 2026 UK, women wanting to participate in athletics must pay a £185 gender tax to take part in a genetic lottery where some will be ineligble due to previously unknown chromosones.
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
I’m sorry my silly joke didn’t encompass the full breadth of republican presidential cruelty and incompetence. truly we would have no other way of knowing reagan was a piece of shit. also HW was pres in 92 lmao.
can’t even eat hot chip anymore. because of woke
any republican president after 1992 can’t govern, all they know is bomb middle east, crash they economy, be racist and lie
It's 1992, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east and a recession.
It's 2008, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east and a recession.
It's 2026, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east...
It's amazing what it says about income inequality that the math on this proposal actually works.
Iran: check this shit out. I literally just drew a big picture of a soldier on the ground. The American AI spent $150 million trying to kill it.
The US: Claude, give me war plans big tiddies wins in war Montgomery and Rommel visible nipples mastermind plans child-like face
you can watch the anchor's brain short circuit in real time
Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel
oh baby
The thing with the Bay Area is that there are these neighborhood pockets that are so stupidly beautiful and idyllic and that’s how you know they are inhabited by the absolute worst people on earth
A stoic all-black house next to a whimsical lavender and pink and white house
official Stella wardrobe inspo:
at this point I’m committed to the bit. even after 12-hour dusk-to-dawn raves, when I’m tired enough to fall asleep standing up, I will drag myself to the bathroom and wash my face before I let myself sleep lmao
I have never gone to bed with makeup on
You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.
YOU BETTER FUCK IN THIS DYSTOPIA Just like that. Sweaty. Tears dripping only on your back. They don't want us alive, so we fuck about it. We work it out and make love about it. We wear red like the blood in the courtroom isn't ours. We pepper spray, taser, master lock, blade, and the blade has garlic on it. We use none of this when we fuck unless you like that. We ready for when the dystopia gets too close. Sometimes, dystopia gets into where we trying to fuck. If dystopia gets into the bedroom, it is not your fault. Baby, come. Let's go to the party and sweat about it. Just like that. Place your head on their shoulders after the news. Let them carry the weight then carry the weight of your ass pressed to their hips. Dance like they ain't trying to kill us, like this our last night alive.
BREAKING: Iranian artists TRICKED US-Israeli joint forces with "paintings on the ground." Experts believe that the recently contracted OpenAl-driven weapon technologies have "wasted millions of dollars" worth of missiles.
Art really scored one against AI here.
"This club has everything. An anti-Furry pastor. A gun-toting Youtuber. An Islamophobic Twitter troll. The guy who secretly bought Jeffrey Epstein's New Mexico ranch. Ken Paxton."
losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now
How to win in November
transphobia is comorbid with being a fucking cunt in every other aspect of your life
something something cis activists start working on you when you’re born something something total institutional capture something something
Christian Zionists trying to Jonestown the entire world
AMERICA BABY WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY WE DON'T HAVE HEALTHCARE
[runs out of war materiel]
