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Loompress.com sells my books "Sweeney on-the-Fringe" and "Sweeney in-Effable." American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.

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the alien needs it. like food and water to us for them. meth lab-to-table establishments and fly-thru fast-meth windows exist all over the universe. they exist!

07.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gas stations can already split a penny & the costs change almost daily. Weird. How about we automate all of it and the rich pay on a scale? Scan your phone & if you make millions or billions, welp, you're paying thousands or tens of thousands per gallon. Maybe that will slow their dumb, evil roll?

07.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They have an adopted brother originally from England named WayneScott. He’s been disowned for his β€œforeigner status as an American citizen.” Soon to be deported by his adopted idiot brother.

06.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ•―οΈToday, #TheMarchContinues as we honor Bernard LaFayette, a #FreedomRider and Selma #VotingRights organizer who helped secure the #VotingRightsAct of 1965.

From pushing for desegregation & advancing Black Americans' voting rights, when faced with threats and fear, LaFayette remained steadfast.

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can do your 8-bit bits and then comb your hair. Big seller.

06.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A girl (circa 1920s) wearing a short coat over a plaid dress is holding a carpetbag, standing in front of a New York City streetcar. She is looking upward and is smiling.
Millicent Simmonds, born on this day in 2003, as "Rose" in a scene from the film WONDERSTRUCK (2017)

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Good morning.

#BOTD #filmsky #moviesky

06.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Coming to america Hello Babar!!!!!
Coming to america Hello Babar!!!!! YouTube video by Maxime mailhot

One of the best throwaway jokes in 'Coming to America,' though it actually does help set up the innocent, caring qualities in Eddie's character: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Zt...

06.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'slim chance' giving you the side-eye

05.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope we get a report of Lewandowski taking out the trash at MarkDwayne's house soon. Lewandowski is that desperate and sad and MarkDwayne will sleep with whoever Trump tells him to.

05.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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List of disasters in the United States by death toll - Wikipedia

A very large part of this country has forgotten or bought into the official statement that #1 on this list didn't really happen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

05.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, it's not accurate because it was his 2nd wife...but still those students were pretty prophetic about their classmate, eh?

05.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Most Likely to Drive his 1st Wife to Commit Suicide"

05.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

'Peace-Monger' was a spectacular fail as a Ben & Jerry's ice cream! Removed & forgotten in only its 14th month because it consisted of vanilla dyed orange, the blood of innocents (domestic & foreign) & regurgitated bullshit.

05.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The painting "Night in the Steppe" shows a vast plain under a bright full moon, the light being distributed over the landscape and the water in an almost magical way.

The painting "Night in the Steppe" shows a vast plain under a bright full moon, the light being distributed over the landscape and the water in an almost magical way.

This work is made by the renowned Ukrainian artist Ivan Marchuk, who invented the unique painting style called "plyontanism" (from the Ukrainian word plyontaty, meaning "to braid"). This technique consists of hundreds of fine, intertwined lines that create depth and an almost textile-like texture.

04.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 844 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

Having a rough year on a losing Red Sox team with the name Bird at that time in Larry Bird's Boston! Surely caught endless flak from Massholes. At least the Celtics had the decency to get swept by the Bucks in the 2nd round that summer. Me & my friends probably made fun of him, I just don't recall.

05.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Explore Financial Disclosures From President Trump and 1,500 of His Appointees - ProPublica Use this database to explore potential conflicts of interest for President Donald Trump and his team. The documents disclose positions officials have held outside government, their assets and their de...

NEW: Over the past year, we've been collecting thousands of financial disclosure documents from across the Trump administration. Now we're making them searchable. Look up names, assets, former employers across 1,500+ Trump appointees and 3,000+ ethics documents.

05.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 976 πŸ” 533 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 48
A red metal lunchbox, with an illustration of the dudes from Welcome Back, Kotter, standing around Mr. Kotter's desk, holding up tests with "A"s on them, as Kotter hands back a test with an "F" on it

A red metal lunchbox, with an illustration of the dudes from Welcome Back, Kotter, standing around Mr. Kotter's desk, holding up tests with "A"s on them, as Kotter hands back a test with an "F" on it

Day #228: Welcome Back, Kotter (1977)

05.03.2026 12:39 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

do more flitting today

05.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sources: Bruins Still In On Faulk; Looking Into Nemec And Kovacevic | News, Trade Deadline Boston Bruins continue to pursue a top-four right-shot defenceman as the NHL trade deadline approaches, with Faulk, Nemec and Kovacevic on the radar.

At this point, it’s unlikely the #NHLBruinsΒ  will acquire #stlbluesΒ  center Robert Thomas but GM Don Sweeney is still interested in defenseman Justin Faulk.

Sweeney has also checked in on #NJDevilsΒ  defensemen Simon Nemec and Jonathan Kovacevic.

rg.org/en-ca/news/h...

04.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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March 4, 1926: A day after police in Passaic, N.J., brutally beat striking textile workers and smashed the cameras of journalists trying to record the violence, a photographer for the New York Daily Mirror arrives in an armored car. Strikers are served hot drinks by supporters.

04.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The year is 2015. Pete Hegseth recklessly hits a man on live TV with a throwing ax.

The year is 2019. Pete Hegseth declares he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years and doesn't believe in germs.

The year is 2026. Pete Hegseth, now with the power of the U.S. military at his fingertips...

04.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1887 πŸ” 432 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 26

I’ve had my U.S. passport on me in Portugal for 3 yrs. because the cops don’t accept a copy at traffic stops & the immigration process here is a dim clusterfuck. But it’s not so bad that they use the idiotic concept of self-deportation as a crutch helping a red herring stay on its nonexistent feet.

04.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IMO, any religion that asks you to spy on your kids’ porn habits and them to be alerted to yours is misguided but I’m not starting a war over it.

04.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1495 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 7

(Three Stooges in a death cult)

MOE: Alright ya peabrains it's time for us to ascend.
CURLY: I did it yestaday!
MOE: Where'd ya do that?
CURLY: At da post office, ascend a letter!
[Moe beats Curly over the head with punch bowl, spilling it on the floor, ruining the ceremony]

03.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I wonder what my Republican friends who are very intelligent and capable people think of Rubio now. I remember them earnestly telling me of his promise earlier in Rubio's career. Guy's in full monster-mode now, leaves his tongue on the bottom of Trump's boots every other day.

04.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like this piece and the writing on Pinchuk. He sounds intriguing.

03.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Summary Sunday: March 1, 2026 The final week before Friday’s 3:00β€―p.m. ET trade deadline has arrived, and the rumor mill is in full sprint. With speculation ramping up across the league, it’s a good time to sift through some of…

What #NHLBruins GM Don Sweeney said about Matt Poitras in his presser yesterday is pretty much the same as I wrote 24 hours earlier

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03.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read the article. I still made a joke at the expense of my fellow Massholes. It’s our love language. Thank you for taking part in this process. Also, visit Nantucket if you can. Lovely place.

02.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@jeffpearlman.bsky.social Here's former Red Sox pitcher Jonathan Papelbon doing his best impression of an '80s NBA white goon. He should've committed to the bit more with Greg Kite's #50 jersey.

02.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A titan of vaccine development sees his field’s achievements slip away Stanley Plotkin, the 93-year-old "godfather of vaccines," is watching his field’s achievements slip away.

Stanley Plotkin had a major hand in the development of a number of vaccines in use today; he designed the rubella vaccine. He remembers the world before widespread use of vaccines & knows what's coming as vaccine policy is rewritten & vaccine confidence is eroded. www.statnews.com/2026/03/02/s...

02.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8