I’m doing a “the perfect drug” style drum showboating break every band i’m in every show i don’t care if i get off-tempo one second in
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I’m doing a “the perfect drug” style drum showboating break every band i’m in every show i don’t care if i get off-tempo one second in
Screenshot from an episode of The Simpsons where Homer covers up a sign at work that reads “DON’T FORGET: YOU’RE HERE FOREVER.” strategically with photos of his baby Maggie so the sign reads “DO IT FOR HER”, but I have replaced all the photos of Maggie with various sizes and different crops of the same selfie of Jay where she has a black leather mini skirt, halter top, and collar on. She’s also wearing glasses and has long brown hair with bangs and pink nail polish on and red lipstick. Jay looks extremely attractive in the photo.
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Metronomes are an abhorration (telling myself this as i speed up on every drum fill)
New service where you send me your song and i make the intro lofi
The #1 comedy podcast about horses (Retail Nightmares) is back for one episode! If my fundraiser reaches its goal we’ll make another one :)
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In the first episode of the castlevania netflix show the guy notices a really high ledge and then a few episodes later he comes back and double jumps onto the ledge
*curses you so your bananas go directly from green to brown*
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This is my exact album for that :)
I could probably catch a wild pokémon with a poké ball in real life
No i will not write “lyrics” what am i a fucking bard?? Grow up
Moon alert
If i was an opera singer i’d wear ripped jeans n shit. Fuck the fans of traditional opera
The woofing of the dog. The neigh of the noble horse. For centuries humans have longed to understand their poetry
Just realized that in 2019 i should have asked clairo to collab on a track. Jay u goofed it again
That’s right
Unfortunately sonic the hedgehog has gone feral and bit james marsden
🙋♀️ Hi, former carpenter here! Cutting towards yourself is actually really badass
Niche post but ROCK RADIO MIX ENGINEERS you are all BANNED from using the decapitator plugin 👩⚖️
I think this is fair
Taking all the beauty and pain of transitioning and putting it into music will be no problem for me (wrote the song “bongo dance” with my wife)
Dealing with everything by licking a big ativan like a horse
I’m in the kitchen making elevated dog’s breakfast
This is my son
Guy who never learned about the penis: WHAT the HELL is this thing on top of my balls!!!?
😮 wow a dragon
🐉 that’s right u little fucker
😮 do u breathe fire and everything?
🐉 i’ll roast a damn corncob on the spot
😮 that sounds really nice
🐉 watch me fucker. Now let’s have some corn together
👨🏻 annnd that was a scene from “the hunger of the beast”…. BIZARRE film
🧑 bizarre film
my personal advice is that music is the best investment and friends are the second best investment. which is why going to a local show and buying all the merch is the most fiscally sound thing you can do.
