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The man is rotting as he stands

Expect worms and maggots to emerge from his orifices momentarily

He is the worse version of Tim Burton's oogie-boogie man

07.03.2026 09:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Expect Amazon to cancel their Prime accounts

06.03.2026 10:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By “this country,” Merz was referring to America

Change my mind

05.03.2026 05:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First war started by a guy who should have actually, instead, taken a break to go sit on the toilet

05.03.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got yourself into a tough spot in life?

Just call your billionaire friend

Don’t have a billionaire friend?

Well, that’s on you

04.03.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She is lighting fires

I wish her success

I’d love to see a conflagration

03.03.2026 18:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Schumer & Jeffries aren’t the sum total of the Democratic Party, and aren’t the ones I’d pin my hopes on. Instead of qvetching, why not get involved with the sort of Democrats that represent your hopes?

No one is going to solve this for you if you don’t

Without effort, you get what you’ve got

03.03.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t agree

There are plenty of democrats who are in the fight, and more on the way, who all need support to be elected

Also, quitting now gets you what, exactly? If America was ever worth fighting for, now is the time

03.03.2026 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the undead horror movie of our times

“The mind-eating opinions—they can’t be stopped…”

03.03.2026 18:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s nice to say, but wouldn’t have changed a thing

Oh, an unconfirmed cabinet secretary is illegal? Well, Congress will have to put a stop to that. Hello? Hello?

And there you have it

Pick your battles if you want to win the war

03.03.2026 17:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Considerate of whom?

People who recommend Americans cosplay as Canadians to avoid recriminations aren’t considerate of Canadians, which is absolutely par for the American course

03.03.2026 17:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Given the overall vibe of the mission so far, it may be more appropriate to draft Eric

There’s always more room in the clown car

02.03.2026 19:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A patch doesn’t hide rudeness or bad manners

Considerate people don’t need a patch

02.03.2026 18:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And it is, demonstrably, nonsense the way Hegseth uses it

Why does God’s providence not extend to the four (those outside God’s circle of care will surely climb)?

02.03.2026 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best of the best of the best

All known by Trump, btw

02.03.2026 00:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are American Generals who give orders to fire in an illegal war subject to sanctions, either congressionally or militarily?

02.03.2026 00:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jim Jordan needs to be charged with obstruction

01.03.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i.redd.it/br6mdx17pakg...

01.03.2026 22:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.”

01.03.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The next fundraising email will be titled, “No, really—this time…”

Trump supporter==Charlie Brown w/ mullet

01.03.2026 21:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a difficult time believing in an all-powerful God while Albert Mohler is still alive

01.03.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A relatively warm opening week to meteorological spring with temps often 5-8C above average on mainland Europe. The weather behaves 6 weeks ahead.

Anomalous positive anomalies are also seen in US & Asia there is a lack of avg weather. Extreme cold also occupies parts of Russia, Canada and Alaska.

01.03.2026 21:15 👍 72 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 5

Pretty sure the ones voting the other side are driving electrics

01.03.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Because you let this man do whatever he wanted to”

Spineless Mike bears the blame

01.03.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Chronic ocean heating fuels ‘staggering’ loss of marine life, study finds Fish levels fall by 7.2% with as little as 0.1C of warming per decade, northern hemisphere research shows

Rising ocean temps blamed for massive die-off of marine life. "Researchers examined the year-to-year change of 33,000 [fish] populations in the northern hemisphere.... They found the drop in biomass from chronic heating to be as high as 19.8% in a single year." www.theguardian.com/environment/...

01.03.2026 00:29 👍 2067 🔁 1240 💬 97 📌 104

It’s a good thing Piper didn’t quote Jesus

27.02.2026 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Trump administration has no integrity, you say?

27.02.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never mind the pope. Catholic thought leader Tom Homan is firmly on board

27.02.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We will accept anybody who acquiesces our benevolent dictatorship”

26.02.2026 23:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make it so

26.02.2026 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0