Bri the Coffee Rat ☕️🐀

New A24 horror movie concept: a Lin Manuel Miranda / Matthew Morrison collab

My dream job is just whatever Nathan Fielder does. If any philosophy departments are hiring a “Nathan Fielder-style” position, you know how to reach me.

Today I had a fellow university employee/student ask me why packages on every floor of the building my department is in are going uncollected. I’m glad you found me, sir. While I am in an office called “graduate student office,” that is merely a ruse—for I am actually the Boss of University Packages

Being gluten free in an airport is hell because I’m eating warm baby carrots I’ve have in my bag since 10am and a gluten free hot dog bun. Nothing in it. Just a bun.

Just watched a girl walk into the ocean, fill up a plastic cup with water, and CHUG half of it. Much to think about.

Adult only airlines when

Writing 7,000 words in one day has me 🥴

See you next month, Boston! Anyone else heading to the PLATO Conference? 🥳😎

Just found out bones make blood. Have a lot to think about.

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If you’d like to support the cause, I’m only $300 from my $3,000 goal. Consider donating to help patients like my grandma and fund critical research. ALL proceeds go directly to Project Purple.

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Don’t worry…I’m still out here running 🏃🏻‍♀️ 💜 I’m raising money for Project Purple in honor of my grandma and her journey with pancreatic cancer. My training for the 2025 Chicago Marathon has officially started. 🏃🏻‍♀️ 💜

I sure picked a fun profession for someone who cannot stand entitled, rich-people-privileged-bull**** huh…. 🙄

Like…one would think philosophers who value Goodness and Truth would not be a******* but here we are

Fair enough 😂

Ursula lowkey is a diva but still????

When I have professor money my younger siblings aren’t getting SHIT for Christmas because what the hell are these suggestions? 😂💀

“Once the semester ends I might just do a backflip” - @valenciawhite.bsky.social

You ever try to stretch your travel funding in new creative ways and genuinely start looking into attending a time share presentation for cheaper accommodations? Yeah…me neither…totally wouldn’t do that…

Like her goal was to INSPIRE WOMEN??? Hey….HUH?

Imagine not being able to read a room as bad as Katy Perry and the rich ****s on that space flight. I’m so glad your 11 minute space trek made you feel “connected to love” … im sure the people without food, housing, and healthcare are so thrilled for your love connection!!!! Girlbosses in space 🤩🤩🤩

First antique show of the seasonnnn — Scored a 1977 oracle/tarot deck that’s rare-ish and goes for $300-$500 online for $60 🤩

Yesterday my roommates boyfriend (not a philosopher) asked me if Blade Runner was inspired by Descartes and I felt my brain do a hard reset

There is not enough soothing calming tea in the world to get me through the rest of this semester with my sanity in tact 💀 it’s crash out season 😀

Taking some HUGE risks right now (I’m switching running shoe brands)

We’re the CEO of bioethics sorry I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️

Had a blast judging for the national bioethics bowl championship yesterday that was hosted at Westminster in SLC @ meeting @brilarson.bsky.social in person ✨ #bioethics #ethicsbowl #ethics #philsophy

Today my students found out I’m 29 and one said “HOLY SHIT NO WAY…BRUH” and then laughed 💀💀

Traveled with my 1000 & 3000 level Ethics Bowl students to Salt Lake City this weekend! They competed in the Collegiate Bioethics Bowl at Westminster University. We didn’t advanced to finals, but I’ve had a ton of fun teaching them this semester & learning from and with them! Now, time to explore. 😎

That’s exactly right