guy who made up their own battle pass to use as incentive to get stuff done around the house
06.03.2026 18:15
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guy who made up their own battle pass to use as incentive to get stuff done around the house
guy who refuses to wear clothing that doesn’t have at least one cuss word on it
i don’t remember posting this
guy who has had recurring nightmares about the grape man and his pet meat worm for the past two and a half weeks
Discord message that says “Guy who make entire game hide gay parents”
Indeed it is even though it was just a random guy I added to my notes
guy who coded and designed an entire video game in one night as part of an elaborate lie to keep their parents from finding out they’re gay
guy who has PTSD flashbacks whenever they hear the music from their old morning alarm
Photo of David Schwimmer smiling and pointing behind himself with his thumb
get a load of this guy
guy who buys frozen bags of mixed vegetables and proceeds to organize all of them so they’re no longer mixed
guy who is the sponsor of today’s video
(EVIL guy who is VERY EVIL and has EVIL apps on their phone and is so EVIL that they don’t even close their parenthesis
guy who calls an ai chat bot whenever they ride in an Uber so they have an excuse not to talk to the driver
credit: @nich.bsky.social
guy who tried pirating the harry potter book series but based on their commentary they must have downloaded mislabeled fanfic instead
yeah
guy who keysmashes out of fear
guy who thinks that gf stands for gordon freeman and is wondering why so many people are going out with him
guy who makes up random stuff and claims it’s a bible verse to win any arguments they’re in
“he who poopeth find it sootheth” - Jon 6:7
this one was actually in the bible though i swear
guy who keeps a bag of gummy worms that they treat like a pet
ok that’s enough socializing back to making up guys
This user has also played as: playboy farti Eugene Worgenshmecker Kristopher McDonald’s zavey >w< eminem fluffernutter cute submissive underage e-girl jKatsuki Eminem Kendrick Lamar
this is worryingly accurate
guy who refers to all characters by their name and the series they’re from to avoid confusion
i.e.
sans undertale
joker persona five tactica
ross friends
ash pokemon
guy who named all their phone contacts after anime characters and can’t remember who is who
guy whose cat keeps filling their internet history with nsfw searches
guy whose sleep schedule has been drastically ruined by youtube shorts
guy whose medication may or may not be working
guy 2: return of guy
