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Liz

@greeneyedlizard

I investigate fraud and make myself chuckle. I buy a lot of books I have no time to read. Sober Gym rat Glimmer seeker πŸ’™

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Thank you! Happy Friday 😊

07.03.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Bob! I hope you do too 😊

07.03.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you do too!

06.03.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dems further plan to tell Republicans they are β€œfine” in a way that emphasizes they are, in fact, not fine, then refusing to explain, saying only, β€œIf you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.”

04.03.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Wednesday, Bob

05.03.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Tuesday, Bob!

04.02.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It looks like my extended β€œvacation” will be coming to an end in the next month or so, so I’m making the most of the time I have left with back to back hot yoga classes πŸ§˜β€β™€οΈ

04.02.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This made me cackle πŸ˜‚

30.01.2025 11:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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I'd make a joke about tmesis, but nobody would underfuckingstand it.

30.01.2025 11:04 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you’re having a great day!

27.01.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Friday 😊

25.01.2025 00:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was driving his car in nothing but an open cardigan. I’m pretty sure it was deliberate πŸ˜‚

25.01.2025 00:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

21.01.2025 12:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently this guy didn’t get the message

18.01.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue hoodie is sitting at a table in a restaurant looking at the camera . ALT: a woman in a blue hoodie is sitting at a table in a restaurant looking at the camera .

Not quite

18.01.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you are too!

18.01.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get it

18.01.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Saturday, Patrick

18.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My thoughts exactly

18.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was so surprised!

18.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

18.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was in the parking lot. I’ll have to find out if they have surveillance.

18.01.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning!

18.01.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sooooooo I just got flashed at the grocery store 😬

18.01.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you, Bob! I hope you do too.

17.01.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I hope you do too ☺️

12.01.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The messages give me anxiety. Like strangers bursting into my house, but instead of calling the cops, I’m supposed to feed them. I always feel guilty when I try to enforce boundaries.

06.01.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand completely lol

06.01.2025 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no patience for following back if people aren’t interacting. I feel bad, because I know people expect it, but endless vetting just isn’t how I want to spend my time.

06.01.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you 😊

06.01.2025 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0