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Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic Make your kitchen ungovernable Stop washing your chicken

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I have zero journalism experience but I've run operations for entire restaurant groups before and have about a year or so of experience working for a nonprofit. Give it to me straight, is it worth shooting my shot?

10.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah and the Austrian guy with the mustache was just trying to get into art school. Fuckin cnn

10.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jumanji

By Daniel Mullins Games

(Inscryption is one of my favorite games.)

09.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"hey do you guys know what fragging is?"

That question gets you an immediate "ineligible".

09.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just mention fragging and you're good.

09.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my ALL TIME FAVORITE movies.

09.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So my wife was glancing over as I'm catching up on @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWCollision, and we're at the Moxley - Hechicero match. She was inspired to make a gif, but she spiced it up a lil. Enjoy.

09.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're a madman, Andy.

You've also given me some ideas.

09.03.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jfc I'm gonna puke

09.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No that isn't a wiener joke, it's phonetic. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.03.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I usually say DIHssection. Am I the weirdo here?

09.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"sole? Like on a shoe?"

My brother in Christ the door is over there

09.03.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Listen I'm trying to teach the rest of my melanin-deficient brethren how to cook but I'm only one person. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So my wife was glancing over as I'm catching up on @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWCollision, and we're at the Moxley - Hechicero match. She was inspired to make a gif, but she spiced it up a lil. Enjoy.

09.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate you, smarter person.

08.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a fair response. Hopefully someone with a practical degree sees this.

08.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Won't this inevitably end up wafting over Israel?

08.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sure would like 1 day where I wake up unashamed of this country. Just 1 day.

08.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1953? You sure about that?

08.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually being pro police is fascist, especially given what's going on right now.

08.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm willing to bet that it's more than you've ever done.

08.03.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm crying

08.03.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm crying

08.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still got a graphic before rj city

08.03.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright now hold on

Does this mean my baby boy will be getting more screen time?

08.03.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow rude

Just saying it

Throwing it out there like that

07.03.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally no one thinks it's an actual sport, even a little. Well, little kids, maybe.

07.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This breed of chef needs to die out. Abuse is not mandatory. We're not in the 90s anymore.

07.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. Class act right here

07.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't bother, they are not smart enough to keep up.

07.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0