clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that
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clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that
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bold words from someone who was also told so by a bunch of people and is notably not president right now as a direct result
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the US: grok is this
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I will never vote for Kamala Harris.
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this doesnt even make any sense what the hell
kamala harris endorsement of jasmine crocket flopped, she really needs to look in the mirror and give up on politics lol
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Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.
