Daylight saving time before having a kid:
“This is a minor inconvenience that I will sleep off.”
Daylight saving time after having a kid:
“Our entire way of life is ruined.”
all their merch has been sold out too pretty much since the KEXP set dropped. i dont think they were exactly prepared for becoming suddenly well known worldwide instead of being a local quebec band
i’ve watched this three times. VERY satisfying.
i fucking loved this song back in 2000. i think i still do music.apple.com/us/album/hem...
Holy shit: the guy who cut millions in grants because they were DEI cannot form a coherent explanation of what DEI is bsky.app/profile/lmrh...
I’m really self-soothing with this song, which I love. But I feel like I have to confess to someone that it’s 80% “One Headlight.”
a paint marker drawing of a flying saucer absconding with a cow
moo.f.o 2.0
#art
One billion dollars a day to kill people overseas in an illegal war.
75 billion is going to ICE over four years to illegally detain and deport people and to terrorize our communities.
But we can’t afford universal healthcare.
Our priorities aren’t just wrong they’re shameful, horrifying.
Matt has been a mentor and a friend to half the critics coming up in the past few decades. He helped me get my very first gig. His bookstore is a treasure trove of gorgeous art and behind the scenes knowledge. I can't recommend it enough.
Same. Including having lived in Iran. I need some grown-ups to put an end to this horror show.
I have more in common with any Iranian than with any of the ghouls who have run my country my whole life
Like, why do you feel compelled to try and adjust their online tenor when they didn’t @ you? Are you a cop? Because you are one, in your spirit. Stop that.
Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture.
Understood instantly what it meant.
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
this made me cackle all the way through
hey seattle pals
Hold all my calls
we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
The Lord: *Giveth*
Me: “Nice”
The Lord: *Taketh Away*
Me: “WTF?”
Gotta say all the shit I’ve been saying for years is coming true, which means there are many more smiles to come
I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)
SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
If you don't have a Five Below near you, I am so sorry. I don't even know how to explain it. It's just a store full of perfect cotton candy fluff. It is the Princess Bubblegum to Hot Topic's Marceline.
My university received a few years ago the promise of the largest single gift to a public university in U.S. history. It was equivalent to 12 hours of bombing Iran.
Reform have misspelt 2 out of the 3 Welsh words on their manifesto for Wales.
Nigel Farage and Wales leader Dan Thomas proudly held up the manifesto at the launch yesterday.
On the front cover it reads "Family, community, country," which has been translated to "Teulu, gymnued, wlad."
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