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Konrad Ted Cruz

@opportunemarmoset

I will ride a raft of joy over seas of smiles wearing a cloak of rotting fun

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"No no, Rubi. Pants off, shoes on."

10.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I've spent 50 years breathing a religious hatred of the US, and they kill a school, and my family, and my economy, and I look outside and black skies rain poison black goo, I donno. I might decide the apocalypse was a good idea.

09.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paul Bunyon couldn't cut down those trees now because he'd be on tiktok instead

09.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, it was a psyop, but it was for a good cause

09.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whole country of folk who apparently never got in a fight and had their parents say "You're bigger than them act like it."

09.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And for the first time I've seen the people might Actually greet them as liberators

09.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never connected with church people. Ever, at all, but I kept going because I was in it for God. I guess I realized God wasn't doing anything I cared about and there was no one to resell me on it.

09.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Japanese would say the size of the Opportunity

09.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prof Jang approved

09.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have Phillip Morris *really* mispick CEO and you get Umbrella.

09.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it loses

09.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy

09.03.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2039 ๐Ÿ” 374 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Billions spent to understand his mysterious Persian magics

08.03.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I almost wish I still believed in God. There is no other language of wrath that suits.

08.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of this is just profoundly evil.

08.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 751 ๐Ÿ” 161 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't be doing this man I made an embarrassing sound at work

08.03.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Knew it was inevitable but surprised how disappointed I was in Talos that he decided to fix the problems of being a chaos marine by being a chaos marine even harder.
All this for fucking Konrad. Konrad, y'all.

07.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But obviously wanting him to do something for reasons normal people recognize is a wasted effort. I don't guess we've had non-evil leaders at any point in my life.
My most doomer take is that both parties are irreparable. Fascism vs Fascism Slowly.

07.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Joey B had donenhis goddamn job and shoveled Ukraine enough shit to win in year 1 we could have an objectively better world. The US has been throwing my entire adult life.

07.03.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to give him and everyone involved to Iran as an apology.

07.03.2026 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I so much as think a guy might have something to say he loses his mind. I may have poisoned your favorite poster already. This power is too much, I am unworthy.

07.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that I approve, but does Iran do slavery? Would they like some slaves? If we gave them everyone in DHS would that help?

07.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So fresh and so clean (clean).

06.03.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should know. There ain't no one as fresh as me. I'm just so fresh. And clean.

06.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Desert gonna be 3-0

06.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair they probably did know that you lose if you do everything stupid.

06.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible to start a war where the enemy only thing is a bunch of mid rockets and drones and you don't prepare for a bunch of rockets and drones. Like deciding to jump a guy but it's a UFC guy just ready to get into the ring.

06.03.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This man is possessed by Marie Antoinette

06.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not see a way forward where the generals hang and that makes me sad.

06.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Purge the 1% and anyone within one degree of genetic relation. This is, you know, a bad thing to do but I bet it would fix a lot.

06.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0