He’s stupid and proud of it. He loves speaking in dulcet-tones while disparaging entire world religions.
06.03.2026 01:46
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He’s stupid and proud of it. He loves speaking in dulcet-tones while disparaging entire world religions.
Markwayne is our punishment for Noem’s tone-deaf cosplay and mile hijinx.
Why the lilt?
Shaving his eyebrows off was a mistake. What he did to his staffer was harassment to the point that she killed herself.
It’s a mistake when you’re speaking, not taking.
They should close down permanently. Their purpose is to argue in court and they chose not to bother.
Tubernutz! The “spitee of terrorism?” Huh?
Is there any reason why Ellison, Eric Trump and Rudy’s kid all look a lot like Gary Busey?
It’d be more apt if the shadow was a flaccid dong.
No honey. I wasn’t out at a strip club. The glitter all over my clothes is a preventative treatment against stains and wrinkles.
Only people with the yips would say this.
Speaking in beat poetry is classic symptom of advanced syphilis.
The sex security council? Da fuq?
Next stop: the Pentagon to be yelled at by Secretary Hair Gel for exceeding BMI limits.
Allies so capable and efficient that they shit down $300 million worth of our F-15s yesterday.
No. Clearly not.
You know this guy has too much money when even his worm cans have corks. That’s some artisanal shit.
To his credit, Dick Cheney didn’t know all of Rumsfeld’s unknown unknowns. That brain trust gave us a pretty spectacular shot show and they are a Mensa convention compared to this crew of grifters.
Because leaders of theocratic dictatorships often leave power possessing a pulse.
She’s morphing into her husband. Good on ya, Melania!
National security is one thing, but let’s not discount the importance of Susie Wiles keeping alive her streak of closing all of her rings each day.
How does the Washington metro police not have jurisdiction over the questioning of a credibly accused child rapist living and working in the city limits?
We didn’t give up when the Germans bomber Pearl Harbor.
What a dope. He doesn’t understand that there are often different people with similar sounding names. Hey Markwaynebillybob, George Washington Carver wasn’t the first president’s fast food rotisserie chicken chain.
I said I wanted my gabagool sliced thin. This isn’t thin.
He mispronounced colossal prick.
He should have called them before he decided to run for reelection.
Most people making the few bad apples argument fail to understand the sentiment of the original saying. Bad apples spoil the bunch. There are no good apples left.
