YellowMustard

i don't even know the answer to this myself 😂definitely different for every author, but where would my own boundaries be?? 🤷‍♀️ idk i'm just a trainee, it's my first day 😌

'I WANNA KNOW HOW LONG AND WITH WHAT', i'm shriekingg 💀💀

✨iconic✨

oh I LOVE the Mary painting ones!!! 😍😍

LIZ 🤣😂💀💛

honestly this is possibly the encouragement i need to just whack the tag on there, knowing probs nothing will come of it anyway 😂

can you believe we've been thinking about them being so so in love every single day for like three years straight 😭

holy shit they love each other so much 😭😭😭

JUNIPERRRR 😭😭😭😭 this is beautiful and also now it's canon to me thank you

happy #sexualsunday, i have nothing to say about my favourite guys today but i WILL say: ONE DAY i will be brave enough to use the dead batteries tag. i have faith that i can do it, i can know the unknowable without screaming and exploding like a water balloon hurled into oncoming traffic

A black and white digital drawing of Ed Teach reclining on a chaise lounge, eyes closed. His fall front is unbuttoned, revealing a glorious thatch of pubic hair

This is just a dude taking a nap. If your feminist leftist brain insists on sexualizing him, that's on you

S'cute 💜🗡💙

#OFMD #gentlebeard

new OFMD goodies!! ✨️

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

A three panel comic by @alibeehaw Panel 1 - drawing of Stede dressed as The Gentleman Pirate. The speech bubble says “something extremely stupid” Panel 2 - Ed in his leathers with his eyes wide open with a “…” over his head Panel 3 - Ed’s brows are furrowed in confusion with a “?!” over his head. This panel has a rainbow overlay

I can’t watch this scene without thinking about this perfect comic by @alibeehaw.bsky.social

Goofus Doofus official fandom mascot, yes? He's a microcosm showing all the best bits about this place: whimsical, kind, uplifting, quite unhinged, and could never have been created by anything other than a human 🥰💖

they're so cozy 🥹😍

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.

Their snoring is loudest at different times of day. Ed's is as the sun is waking up, as if aiming to get the first word in before he's conscious enough to realize it. Stede's been awake for an hour already, delaying the day in the rumble of his husband's honks and heartbeat. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

🏴‍☠️💜

Claire's kiddo drew a picture of a chicken for the current auction, and it's currently being bid on for over $4k!

#ofmds2spoilers HIM

Stede is making sweet love to Ed and decides to ask WHO’S YOUR DADDY? Ed: I told you who my daddy was…and I murdered him. Mood killed.

Stede is still learning how to traverse the deep, dark ocean of loving a traumatized pirate captain.
#ofmd
#ourflagmeansdeath

A digital drawing of Edward teach from our flag means death a a merman with a purple tail.

My dramatic, handsome boy! 😌

THREE THOUSAND FOR THE CHICKEN 🎉🎉🎉

i hope this email finds you well. did stede tie ed’s wrists for him here ? let me know.

goofus doofus worth more than a 97 miata and that's accurate

Meme of a fucking weird big-lipped fish with text “I’m fucking crazy but I am… free”

Bidder 142:

GIGGLINGGGG over this, jenn

AW YAYYYY!!

My 2nd podfic of Swan by @mustardwrites.bsky.social

Stede's perspective on Ed's habit of collecting evidence that he's loved, set several months after the events of Magpie. A short fluffy sequel about growth and change and finding the courage to be fully seen, complete with even more bird metaphors

omg stacked on top of each other in a lil spire of birbs