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Watching a demo of how you can turn every NPC in your RPG town into somebody who says "That's right โ€” you *are* the four LIGHT WARRIORS. You make a great point! The bridge to the main continent *does* need to be repaired, and you're just the person to do it."

09.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1880 ๐Ÿ” 250 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103 ๐Ÿ“Œ 234

I work for a very well known F500 company, I get this to the depths of my soul.

05.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always funny to me when people say "no one can prepare you for how hard parenthood is" when that's been the most fundamentally universal sentiment of parenthood since the fucking dawn of time.

26.02.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's really funny to see Squeenix make this huge fuss about Nier Automata getting a sequel when news came out a few months ago that they outright cancelled a Nier sequel that Taro was working on.

Not that it couldn't happen but an announcement of an announcement is uhh--not a good sign.

24.02.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah ill believe it when I see it.

24.02.2026 05:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will AI replace workers? Yes, it already has.

Will it replace workers because it's better than them at their job? Fuck no.

Will it replace workers as a direct result of either unchecked executive greed, pure managerial incompetency, or satisfying subhuman shareholders? Without exception.

20.01.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who parades AI's presumed competency replacing workers *as a result of its competency* ALWAYS either:

A. Has a vested interest in you believing that AI is inevitable and is better than you and everyone you know at absolutely everything.

or

B. Has no fucking idea what they're talking about.

20.01.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Can AI Pass Freshman CS?
Can AI Pass Freshman CS? YouTube video by mt_xing

youtu.be/56HJQm5nb0U?...

Absolutely amazing video from start to finish.

Anyone who says that AI will be replacing any sort of programmer in the next five years, let alone the next six months, has absolutely no goddamned idea what they're talking about.

20.01.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I remember helping a local game dev school with a lot of their projects, and *so many* of the projects I saw were just...nothingburgers. Games with 0 functional identity or games that are made with no perspective of playing the game *as a gamer*. They felt utterly empty and devoid of passion.

20.01.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot take but a massive amount of the "bloat" game development as an industry deals with is a direct result of forcing game devs to work on mediocre games made as a product to support a business and "be safe" rather than...ya know. a game.

20.01.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recently got approved to take the SANS Incident Handler course (SEC504), and there's a frankly unbelievable amount of AI dogshit in this course.

12.01.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stranger Things: Giving people exceptionally unrealistic expectations about the emotional competency of the average DnD player.

02.01.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna start the new year off by removing Windows and Microsoft entirely from my network. Fuck Microsoft entirely.

02.01.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin

18.12.2025 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 20651 ๐Ÿ” 7469 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 206 ๐Ÿ“Œ 266

!!! That's me!! :D

16.12.2025 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there will never be total divestment from the game awards as long as it continues to do this so the better conversations right now are 'how can we pressure him to do better' versus 'stop paying attention to it damn you'

15.12.2025 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 242 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

ill be right there :3

15.12.2025 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyways cancel Disney+. Make shareholder value drop through the floor.

11.12.2025 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?

09.12.2025 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 343 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.12.2025 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 7967 ๐Ÿ” 1376 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

no idea

08.12.2025 08:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 16571 ๐Ÿ” 4800 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107 ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

im so tired.

08.12.2025 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Pokemon Snap. Oak says "Remember, ICE agents are not your friends. Tell them to go fuck themselves." which is wild to find on an N64 Cart...

Screenshot of Pokemon Snap. Oak says "Remember, ICE agents are not your friends. Tell them to go fuck themselves." which is wild to find on an N64 Cart...

I was just trying to play some Pokemon Snap...

08.12.2025 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2972 ๐Ÿ” 1041 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

08.12.2025 09:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 27961 ๐Ÿ” 7581 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 371 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1109
Knuckley Kong and Donkles

You know like DK and Knuckles Sonic 3 but not

Knuckley Kong and Donkles You know like DK and Knuckles Sonic 3 but not

08.12.2025 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1881 ๐Ÿ” 585 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Yes, Metroid Prime (the creature not the game) can be argued as being the same, but you don't really get to make that comparison when not only does every other scan log reference your very existence, but you kind of have the entire series named after you.

07.12.2025 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having just finished MP4, and having grown up with Hunters as one of my absolute favorite game, it honestly baffles me how much they gassed up Sylux as part of the game and he legit isn't there for 95% of it.

07.12.2025 08:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The stuff AI "can do" is already being done more affordably and more reliably by literally any other tech *right now*. AI vendors are only "affordable" by virtue of being held up by VC firms with a shitton of money to burn because they're staffed by either actual psychopaths or chronic bag holders.

07.12.2025 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who lived through the Dot Com bubble of the 2000's and the Cloud bubble of the 2010's, AI is following the exact same pattern:
- A ton of companies buy into it to have it without knowing why
- Costs uncontrollably ballooning because vc firms want their money
- Pop goes the weasel

07.12.2025 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's going to be an entire generation of directors, managers, and executives who will have built their career off of simply saving companies going all-in on AI.

07.12.2025 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0