The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo

I know the world is awful BUT

VICTORIAN NAME OF THE WEEK!

Richard Hogsflesh Rogers

(1851-1913)

He’s going to be the first person in history to get punched out of his shoes like a cartoon character

He’s only six foot nine in that he’s eight inches taller than his 5 foot three father who for publicity purposes is six foot one

Kinder, gentler cloacas

Trump and Starmer, together at last.

Do you see a vase or two cunts?

Geordi LaForge off of Star Trek

Davey wearing Maggie’s hairbands over his eyes

A screenshot from Viewfinder. A gramophone type thing is playing a recording of someone called Aharon saying “whether Hiraya wants to admit it or not, Mirren is truly brilliant.”

TFW Aharon is a huge fan of Calendar Girls but Hiraya disagrees

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar

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Iran calls the United States the Great Satan, but would the Great Satan turn the day into night, create rivers of fire and poison the rain?

My iron warriors terms are just non-chaos ones that I crudely chipped the imperial stuff off because I thought the tusks and whatnot were thematically inconsistent with the rusty boiz

It would be such a huge fucking win if I got this job, the singular disadvantage to it over my current job is location. It’s a job I know I can do, know I’m qualified for, suspect I would enjoy, and pays 26% more than my current one /at point of entry/.

Bilbo Baggins giving it “why shouldn’t I keep it” but instead of the one ring it’s a green 2x4 Lego block.

This is so bucolic but his face and posture are almost indistinguishable from pictures of ravers in the 90s off their tits in ecstasy

We demand EQUAL RIGHTS for ALL WOMEN!

Not just women you like (men)

Not just women like you (women)

And (with apologies to Orwell) not in the sense of "All women are ceated equal, but some are more equal than others."

Freedom.
Equality.
Humanity.

I am through to the next stage of the application please clap

“We’d never ask that of people who came to America” no because you’d have no idea who the options were

Private First Class Barron Trump

Yes

I haven’t had much murder in my experience of Norwegian! Maybe everybody’s sinister language is different.

A screenshot from Viewfinder. A gramophone type thing is playing a recording of someone called Aharon saying “whether Hiraya wants to admit it or not, Mirren is truly brilliant.”

TFW Aharon is a huge fan of Calendar Girls but Hiraya disagrees

I could write a passably good collection of short horror stories that would only be sold in garden centres based on shit that comes up on duolingo

“Babe they’re playing our song” and it’s Music Man by Black Lace

A metro stop and street from the tram - ad posters on the wall are cut in a way to say “ugh” “wat”

I went into town on a Saturday and the ads were a mood

Went from being the youngest people at Tubular Bells by about two decades to being offered a table in the pub by some children. Life comes at you fast.

I knew I could rely on you 💜

I guarantee Trump doesn’t even remember the word Greenland

I hate the term hero voter, it sounds like a crudely translated alternative name for like pro-tsarist counterrevolutionaries or Syngman Rhee’s PR team or something

My foot, showing an unbelievably tiny nick wound that’s scabbed over, surrounded by a large yellow bruise.

You can have a look at how hilariously small the wound is if you like but this is a foot pic so NO FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME, you scoundrels.

Funnily enough my foot was nowhere near the impact, relatively speaking. It seems I’ve been the victim of a vanishingly unlikely and extremely high speed, extremely sharp ricocheting shard! The bruise is very similar to ones I’ve had from missed vein blood donations so hopefully it’s all good!