NerdyKris

Oh I'm making this.

Steak in a pan with garlic and butter in it

Delicious steak, carrots, and mushrooms on a plate in front of a snow covered porch overlooking a frozen pond.

I planned this before WW3 started so I'm eating it anyways.

"What? What did I do? You tell me what I did wrong."

Itty bitty Cerberus but one of the heads is off sniffing the goats.

I work IT in a chocolate factory and remember our intro to chocolate:
Milk chocolate: Milk, cocoa butter, cocoa solids
Dark chocolate: cocoa butter, cocoa solids
White chocolate: Milk, cocoa butter

Not even real chocolate. It's just putting butter in your milk.

God dammit I'm eating lunch.

It's not great that there's so many online spaces encouraging that behavior.

Like I get it, it would be great to live a life without ever having to struggle, but we live in this world where you can't just be a child forever.

Clearly, it's incompetence when Sony doesn't put their single player titles on other systems, but also it's incompetence when Microsoft does put them on other systems.

Oh cool, it's another news cycle where people are demanding to know why we weren't talking about a thing before it even happened.

Please learn how linear time works.

I've been doing phone support for retail stores for twenty years, and I've never had so many functionally illiterate employees. Literally having to read off the individual letters because they can't read the whole word or sound it out.

We have an entire generation who can't read to save their life.

And starting at 9pm. I'm 45 and even I'm in bed by then

I really hate this new thing where election season starts the day after the inauguration. There are videogames and movies that I think are too far away to get excited about that are coming out years before the 2028 primary.

Do they ever come back to visit their goat friends and annoy Jeremy?

Gonna start referring to spatchcocking as bonesmashing.

"What if a customer shows up?"

I like the shade they're throwing at the men's team. "Oh, sorry, we have school and jobs to get back to. We aren't the type of person who's free in the afternoon on a Tuesday."

So has he covered that tattoo up yet now that he's aware, or is he just powering through it?

There was an episode a few years ago that had clearly been worked on ever since Maude died, as it revolved around Homer taping over a VHS of her. It aired in the 2020's. The tape would have been recorded in the same decade.
There were small updates, like acknowledging Edna and an Alexa joke.

If you think about it, winning is actually losing. Now hang on while I do another bong rip of gasoline fumes.

"You can't win, so don't even try" is the type of thing the bad guy says before getting their ass kicked. There is nobody on earth who thinks "Oh man, guess I won't try" after that. It's like telling someone to calm down, it has the exact opposite effect.

I thought I remember a big part of the problem being the network's need to have recurring villains conflicted with the fact that Voyager was constantly moving away from everything at warp 9. So eventually they have to leave everyone behind or explain why they're sitting around.

The one in the cushion poops on the floor and I don't think she understands that just because I won't put her outside in the winter doesn't mean spring isn't just around the corner.

Two orange cats lounging on the couch, staring at the camera. One on top and one on the cushion.

Get a job, assholes.

I had to stop at the last boss and wait until they give us a god mode so I can finish.

That or when it's on sale (played with game pass) I'll get it for the PC and use mods.

"He says there's a magic sword down there but I think that's just a euphonism for something."

Holy shit yes.

I want to boop all of these snoots.

Might be a little high on his own supply there.

I'm pretty sure "What if Windows 95/98/XP was a car" was a popular form of email forwards in ancient times.

I get that they don't want to be like "It's okay to use drugs as an adult" but they really should say "Using these as a teenager is worse than when you're an adult and can impact how your brain develops".

Also there's so many downsides to chronic (hah) weed use they could use!