Not to mention that they should’ve taken the dog to the vet for an emergency booster and quarantine (mandatory and state-funded in many jurisdictions) the moment they suspected exposure. Rabies is 98% preventable, ffs
Naildt
Top panel: A painting of a disgusted looking white guy with long medium brown hair and a beard, who’s meant to be Jesus even though Jesus wasn’t a white guy Bottom panel: a zoom on the angry eyes of the disgusted white guy who’s meant to be Jesus Caption: Gabriel… blow the trumpets.
Chotiner: And when you engraved "One Ring to rule them all" on the—
Sauron: I don't understand why everyone keeps taking that out of context.
Chotiner: Well, do you mean to rule us all?
Sauron: I'm here to talk about Gondor's illegal encroachment in Ithilien, Isaac.
I do wish he’d gotten him before that stupid This Is Xmas (War Is Over) song, but time machines may not be that precisely calibrated.
This is just to say
I would mail you
the plums
that are in
the icebox
and which
you would probably
receive
in a week or so
Forgive me
they would be icky
so bruised
and so old
Thread!
Have you checked the icebox?
Religious freedom group says 200 troops sent complaints of superiors using extremist Christian rhetoric to justify war.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
If I'm reading this right, *50% to 90%* of voters at high-turnout locations are being redirected to their precincts????
If that is causing voters to just give up, it would explain the massive undercount for Crockett thus far today in Dallas.
(Noted by @votehub.com at the Other Place.)
Mmmm, morbidly snarky. You’ve taught him well!
Not just a show for women, but *porn* for women. Because apparently women appreciating anything whatsoever about men is inherently erotic? 🤔
🗃️ Using #AI LLMs for "quick answers" in your research is a truth roulette: you risk not just inaccurate text but also fake images...
Boooooooo! 🤨
If you’re trying to evade a predator whose best tracking mode is visual, giving them a big, bright target to fixate on - and then being able to hide the target they’re fixated on at will - isn’t the worst tactic.
If a werewolf asked nicely, I’m sure a butcher would oblige! Or asking not-nicely, if nicely didn’t work.
Are the werewolves going to have roast bone marrow on crostini at some point? I feel like werewolves would be into that.
Well, if they’re down with taking out one head of state who causes regional instability over there, perhaps they’ll turn their attention to heads of state causing instability in their own region one of these days… 🤞🏼
Canada, if you’re listening….
Type the URL of the site into the ‘detect language’ frame on Google Translate - it’ll show you the whole site in English.
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
🤞🏼😅🤞🏼 (Also, yay bunnies!)
Alas, it is not. We were under a polar vortex much longer this year than most; we’re having a seasonable patch now, but the forecast says it might hit 80 next week. I’m not sad to be thawing out, but I’d like some spring before summer, please!
The careening between nowhere-near-enough degrees to way-too-many degrees this month doesn’t bode well for the historically more volatile season coming up…
Best painting title ever:
Men fighting and women ignoring them
Mughal, 18th C
this icy sidewalk
but in the neighbor’s yard
snowdrops
this icy lake
returning redwings
trill among the reeds
this icy wind
sunrise earlier today
than yesterday
this icy month
dripping, dripping, dripping
into memory
#haiku
