If there are only 8 lines, aren't they all the longest?

Thank you for working so hard to organize everything! I've been giving away parts of my mystery box to friends and family who will use the pieces. 💜💜

Mystery box incoming! 👀👀

I hate being late for an appointment.

Love this change!

A list of the number of chromosomes of ten different organisms…

Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50

* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords

Gingerbread Aventura Hotel, decorated by children staying at the resort.

Saw this on FB. #starwars

An amongus spaceman handing luigi a silenced gun, aaying “i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy luigi”

I hate that i cant text anyone terminally internet brained enough to get this

The time is ripe for Pixar to finally greenlight my reverse Ratatouille pitch about a guy who sits on a giant sea cow’s head and steers it to wreck rich people’s yachts. Here’s hoping they pick up MANATOUILLE

China bans exports of gallium, germanium, antimony to US The ban on exports of 'dual-use items' related to these and superhard materials takes effect from Tuesday.

Buckle up, folks.

FAFO is coming fast.

China bans export of critical minerals to US as trade tensions escalate - www.reuters.com/markets/comm...

Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns YouTube video by The Onion

Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network

A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.

@dropouttv.bsky.social hey! The school I teach at wants to perform welcome to mountport as a freestyle theatre piece for a high school festival. Is that...allowed? Can we please? We're just a bunch of weird theatre kids who want to showcase some fun theatre for other weird theatre peeps.

A comic featuring a new superhero named “Go Piss Girl” whose superpower is making other people piss

New Avenge-Her

Since everything is crazy and nothing is normal i ate pancakes for dinner.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER THERE GOES NOSEY ROSIE OH BOY HEY - - - WHY IS SHE DOING THAT? BILLBOARD - HARDWARE 343 MAIN ST. FORCE OF HABIT

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 1,1948

How dare

The 1/3 or so of the electorate who chose not to vote (they could be their own party) are just as responsible for what's coming as the people who voted for him.

Inaction was an action.

this site has definitely "got it" because I've had two people today come into my mentions and tell me how to post and then call me rude for telling them to fuck off

Michigan makes it four straight against Ohio State, stunning the No. 2 Buckeyes at Ohio Stadium.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

movie’s shouldn’t have 2 parts. just make a mini series, biiiitch

Picture of a hornet’s nest claiming the LGBTQ are hiding cameras inside them and they need to be knocked down in Jesus’s name

Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽