professor frank

Was about to call this person a fed but I feel the problem is actually something deeper and more insidious:

it's been seven months and I don't use this website and nobody follows me but I want to clarify anyway that this wasnt a made up situation except for the full title was "Blown Pooper Valve: Repairing a Bull's Rectal Prolapse"

they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit

comrade watchmojo???

just found out about a new kind of movie called a "ghibli" which is a kind of japanese cartoon about grass. i hope we can get computers to make as many of these as possible

faded persian rug trend is the greatest evil on this earth

Screenshot of discord typing bar with the word "snails" typed out. The suggested emojis are nauseous and sad.

this is so sad if I was a snailologist and I had to see this every time I typed the word snails I would kms

youtube: REPAIRING A BULL’S RECTAL PROLAPSE. [WAS THIS VIDEO A GOOD SUGGESTION FOR YOU? HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS VIDEO: ENTERTAINING/CALMING/INFORMATIVE/FUNNY/ACCURATE/INTERESTING]

Today in court a litigant in a case before mine broke down crying because they'd spent $67,000 on attorneys and the case still wasn't over, they were denied appointed counsel, and had to represent themselves, and as much as we talk about universal healthcare we also need universal right to counsel.

i feel like his spirit has finally been freed like emily from corpse bride somehow

guiseppe zangara is smiling down from sexy italian chronic pain assassin heaven this week

it is unclean to gaze upon a muppet's legs

i want to follow reverends priests nuns etc. how do i get on catholic nun bluesky

who do you think you are, anthony albanese

my daughter came home from school upset because she didn't "bring a circle." I guess it was "bring a circle" day. "Everyone else brought a circle!" okay, first of all, I didn't know about bring a circle day. second, what the hell are you talking about

And I don't blame him, mind you. I AM deeply unserious 99.99% of the time and love deceiving people just to see if I can

[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!

I am glad my crack group is not an echo chamber

has anyone ever told a Siberian husky what their breed standard temperament is

you see the dr when you start googling that shit frankie you absolute dropkick

googled “when to see a dr for cellulitis” but I closed the tab immediately bc I realised im fucking stupid

bluesky won’t be able to replace twitter until that subculture of ppl obsessed with president nixon yaoi comes over here

i hope the liberals don’t mind that I think their memes are asinine and trite . I’m laughing fondly . oh liberals

i keep liking the stupidest posts on here thinking it’s leftist shitposting before immediately seeing it’s genuine . Love this place i am so happy

having catastrophic amounts of art block . nooooo

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!