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It's Chaos. Be Kind. Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound (https://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.

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One of my grandmothers was a bank VP, probably made more money than my engineer grandfather. The other ran my grandfather’s dental practice.

09.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This fucking guy will not like the way history remembers him

09.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

karl rove and the appropriation of organized religion as a political cudgel

09.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for the first time, i'm quite pleased that my loyalist ancestors fled boston for nova scotia during the revolutionary war. even more happy that my mom's geneology hobby means i can document it.

09.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

queens goes to the ncaa tournament in the school's fourth year as a division one program. lord, why have you forsaken me and mine?

09.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sports are stupid

09.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
rear view of a statue of a griffin on the campus of the college of william & mary. large brass testicles are a prominent feature of the image, which is framed by blue sky broken up by fluffy white clouds.

rear view of a statue of a griffin on the campus of the college of william & mary. large brass testicles are a prominent feature of the image, which is framed by blue sky broken up by fluffy white clouds.

may the power of the griffin's genitalia inspire a great comeback

09.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S AN AFFRONT TO MODESTY AND NATURE!

09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Visited the Ground Zero memorial in Manhattan for the first time today. The scale and execution are so well considered.

08.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God fucking dammit

08.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing crazy ever happens when these two schools meet. I’m sure it’ll be normal.

08.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And then Italy!

08.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Murrayfield is a madhouse

07.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My kingdom for a β€œwhat the fuck are you talking about?”

07.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unbothered? There are multiple threads here discussing how best to celebrate it. I don’t recall anyone in my lifetime who’s inspired that level of disdain.

07.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Earl of Sandwich was also inbred, and look at how much we owe him. Sandwich is a very good boy.

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if the baby was driving and it’s everyone else who’s really lucky?

07.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha!

07.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amen

07.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm in my mid-50s. i coach a high school girls' soccer team. i often jump in on drills or small-sided games. i'm sore five mornings a week.

07.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it'll be a dogfish head utopias. possibly more than one.

07.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

grady dick

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's an impressive woof for belmont

07.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there’s a God…

06.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i only have two of these in my freezer, so i like my odds.

06.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I see this motherfucker on the street and punch him in the mouth, I assume that’s legally, morally, and ethically sound, yes?

06.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have over 150,000 unread emails on multiple accounts

06.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first browser was Mozilla

06.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

is there a 'fuck rahm emanuel and the centrists he rode in on' emoji?

06.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rahm Emanuel Floods Democrats With Criticism and Ideas. Will His Party Listen? The possible 2028 presidential candidate is rolling out party criticisms and policy proposals as pivotal midterm elections loom.

Rahm Emanuel is delivering the Democratic Party a dose of tough medicineβ€”in his usual blunt styleβ€”as the party enters a critical midterm primary season.

05.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 419 πŸ“Œ 230