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First draft of email: "Please fuck all the way off." Email sent: "I apologize for any confusion.” Phillies | #RingTheBell x/@brokencoconuts

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Wearing my powder blue to work today. I’ll try anything at this point.

08.10.2025 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok question - acceptable or bad juju to wear my Phillies Hoskins jersey to the game tomorrow???

31.05.2025 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kind of really glad I wasn’t able to watch the Phillies the last 2 days.

Don’t love the reason why, but hey, silver lining if I must…

24.04.2025 01:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look up stretches/exercises you can try to un-pinch it/loosen it. Not sure what part of your foot it is, but hopefully there's something helpful out there!

22.04.2025 16:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Took several days off from work for a much-needed mental break, which ended today.

Not even 3 hours back and I already wanted to cry out of frustration, got light-headed from anger and anxiety, and topped it off with a deep depression. THREE. HOURS.

This speaks volumes to me.

22.04.2025 16:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just saw a reel…

“Are you at another baseball game?!”
“Heaven forbid a girl enjoy the boy zoo.”

Lmfao. I can’t…

22.04.2025 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRYSON STOTT!!!!

22.04.2025 01:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey Bohm!

22.04.2025 01:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THANK YOU JT FOR KEEPING US FROM GETTING SHUT OUT!

22.04.2025 01:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Paco avoided the tag.”

22.04.2025 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my!

22.04.2025 01:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SIGH…

22.04.2025 00:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kep! Harp!

22.04.2025 00:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nola 🥰

22.04.2025 00:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't you hit Bohm!!!!

22.04.2025 00:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Scrolling getty images... found this and felt it necessary to share.

22.04.2025 00:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

which one of you freaky fridayed Nola and Walker?

22.04.2025 00:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I think I had a brief love affair with these in years past. Strong nostalgia right now.

22.04.2025 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok. I'm done.

22.04.2025 00:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

someone lie to schwarber about what month it is right now

21.04.2025 23:57 👍 54 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I cannot stop eating my sundried tomato and basil wheat thins right now. I forgot how amazing these are.

21.04.2025 23:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

BRYCE SAVE ME

21.04.2025 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm just assuming the loss and enjoying Kruk.

21.04.2025 23:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nola's cold weather issues and the lack of bullpen arms... I wrote it off yesterday.

21.04.2025 23:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did we, or did we not, all collectively understand that this game in particular would be a loss?

Just enjoy the sound of Kruk's voice and embrace the evening.

21.04.2025 23:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Sigh. John Kruk 💕

21.04.2025 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The sound on the broadcast.

21.04.2025 23:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank God Kruk is back. Everything feels good again.

21.04.2025 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I seriously hate that I don’t recognize the NYC skyline anymore.

21.04.2025 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was going to place a bet on a Casty homer… but I can’t remember my username and password so I’m taking it as a sign.

21.04.2025 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0