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@dhrmastermind

Hermione x everyone but Dramione has my heart Reylo, Darklina, and Rutag by osmosis Fanfic, TSwift, and my dog are my entire personality Born in 1989 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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The least human thing you can do I read a story just now about a man in Chicago who saved a baby after its carriage had been blown into the harbor by heavy gusts of wind. Lio Cundiff – who is a trans man not that it should matter her...

Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you.

Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.

28.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1426 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 26

Thank you!!

19.01.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I liked isolation a lot but a bit more intense than what my friend is looking for I think! She’s currently reading the eagles nest πŸ˜‚ and I recommended the Gloriana set

19.01.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for Hogwarts era Dramione recs, for someone who loves Things We’re All Too Young to Know (asking for a friend but I am also interested πŸ˜‚!) I really should start a fic spreadsheet I feel out of recs for my friend!

19.01.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll take it!!

03.01.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cook breast side down!

05.12.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do enjoy those things and I did in fact very much enjoy this one shot, thank you!!

01.12.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

πŸ•―οΈManifesting πŸ•―οΈ

28.10.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 5757 πŸ” 4063 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 174

Because any one person has a very very high chance of behaving in a baffling manner πŸ˜‚

18.08.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But that was too much for him πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

The apps are tough. Well, dating and love and other people are all tough πŸ˜‚ one of my app policies is to be all or nothing so when I’m on them I like to be talking to enough people at a time that I can’t spend too much time thinking about any one person

18.08.2025 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ the wyd πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I totally understand wanting to send the closing message because otherwise it’s not resolved in your own mind but also it’s more than he deserved. I don’t think time between messages matters as much if he’s able to respond in a full sentence and continue the conversation

18.08.2025 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman Alt: Marie Kondo says i love mess while talking to another woman

Only if you want to of course! But just from that…wut

17.08.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He has to!!!

24.06.2025 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

21.06.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Um beautiful but ow!!

16.06.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
an email offering a limited time offer which reads:

Hi there,

Just a quick note: chewbac.com is available. Securing it could complement your brand at chewbac.ca. Could you please forward this to the relevant team member?

Kind regards,

David Pavel

an email offering a limited time offer which reads: Hi there, Just a quick note: chewbac.com is available. Securing it could complement your brand at chewbac.ca. Could you please forward this to the relevant team member? Kind regards, David Pavel

I would bet my life that "David" here is using a algorithm that grabs .com domain names when they're available but the .ca is taken, and then tries to flip em to whoever owns the .ca - but tell me David, why would *anyone* want chewbac.com and not chewbac.ca? Chewie would not approve

16.06.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 543 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

Neville needs the sharpness and loyalty and Pansy needs the softness and defiance

31.05.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also many 7th year room of requirement quick and fraught and emotional fucks 😭 each of them doing their best in the upbringing and circumstances that have brought them there but neeeeeding the other

31.05.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok it might be the wine I’ve had tonight but penetration with vines is way up there, I think that Neville can talk to / command them, so like they fuck him while he fucks Pansy, and of course one vibrates on her clit and his dick at the same time

31.05.2025 22:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

537!

06.05.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!

03.05.2025 09:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Day Eight, Reveal Two

β€œ Respectfully, shut up ” by @zzbottomz.bsky.social πŸ’š

archiveofourown.org/works/645182...

22.04.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Crazy person thing 😳 I’m from the West Coast but I lived New England for 11 years so I feel like I can pass a judgement!

22.03.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A small tricolor dog with a neon pink leash is sniffing the ground on a grassy hill

A small tricolor dog with a neon pink leash is sniffing the ground on a grassy hill

19.03.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

19.03.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!!!

19.03.2025 09:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

14.03.2025 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!!!

12.03.2025 06:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Un bonhomme avec un parapluie
Un bonhomme avec un parasoleil et un autre qui barre E I L de parasoleil pour faire parasol

BD Un bonhomme avec un parapluie Un bonhomme avec un parasoleil et un autre qui barre E I L de parasoleil pour faire parasol

11.03.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0