what was the point of the Goof Troop? did they prevent any wars? did they ever peacefully intervene? I find it hard to believe that what I’m asking is unpopular
07.03.2026 14:59
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what was the point of the Goof Troop? did they prevent any wars? did they ever peacefully intervene? I find it hard to believe that what I’m asking is unpopular
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