✨Cosmic Social Worker✨

it's so nice out, i might frolic

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Missed Opportunity:

If your last name is a Whittaker and you own a flower shop, and you don't call it "Florist Whittaker"

This is a real video from the official White House account on a war that is currently killing people. I don’t know how the US is going to come back from this.
The post was “JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸 🔥”

A sign reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" with Chinese characters above.

our patience has been rewarded

Well, this is kinda awkward. I too have been named Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas. I hope every single person on every social media platform doesn't announce exactly the same thing and also change their bio to reflect the appointment. That might bother Kristi Noem.

Kristi Noem and Her Blankie
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The lions, tigers, wolves, bears, rhinos, leopards, and chimps got out. We don't really have a plan but we're confident it'll be ok.

[Exit Murderer.]

A lot of you are saying pretty negative stuff about Markwayne but I respect the man for writing Tom Sawyer

ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

ai is driving people to suicide, but it also destroys the wages and working conditions of multiple industries without adding real value, so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not

I have just introduced articles of impeachment against Pam Bondi for:

❌Illegally withholding millions of Epstein files
❌Obstructing justice
❌Weaponizing the DOJ

Protecting pedophiles for Donald Trump is beyond reprehensible. All in this admin must be held accountable!

Political cartoon about the Expatriation Act of 1907, which revoked the citizenship of women who married non-citizens.

#ResistanceRoots
#WomensHistoryMonth

Today in history, 1907: Congress passes the Expatriation Act, which stripped American-born women of their citizenship if they married a non-citizen. A woman had to adopt her husband’s nationality, effectively making her a stateless alien in her own country. /1

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

A man walks on the sidewalk with two small dogs in his pockets, while a duck on a leash wears shoes. It is captioned “A man with two dogs in his pockets, walking a duck wearing shoes” on a bar mid-photograph.

You wake up in the morning
With gray clouds overhead
And you struggle for the will
To rise up out of bed
The world outside is frightening
A sad and dismal place
You pray for inspiration
A moment of pure grace
Maybe there’s something out there
To take away these blues
Perhaps

[background beach] i wake up just like everyone else does... reluctantly. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

The DNC should name Jasmine Crockett Official Democratic Spokesperson and let her loose on MAGA/GOP

Definitely #1. Tired and a little unwell. I need a nap 😴

Everybody gets hit with Body Stuff, but white women and the thinness thing is just diabolical. Like…they want y’all to look you’ve been surviving off cotton balls soaked in milk and roach carcasses.

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

prescription strength cuddles

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

a tiny light brown dachshund is being held up by a human who is out of frame. they are at a beautiful snowy mountain range that looks straight out of a Pinterest photo. the dachshund pup, Frankie, is wearing a full body puffer jacket that matches her light brown fur perfectly.

This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)

Your voice shall be as strong as any man’s

I'm just trying to have a good life despite knowing facts and information

[beautiful vineyard scene with beautiful sky and hills in the background] everything will work out. just not for you specifically. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Well, that wasn't very inspirational.

Curling doesn't necessarily have to be just a winter sport.

"What the fuck did you just say"