Fred

Daylight savings time is the thing worst thing Woodrow Wilson did as president

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

Attn: @becauseimapotato.bsky.social

A show about life in a vet practice was on in the background, and all the ads were apparently about prostate cancer, which lead to the question of whether any of the cats in the show could need the cat version of the various meds

Google Home answered a whispered question once at full volume. Which is how everyone in my in-law’s old house found out that males cats have prostates

It's HAPPENING. Stay posted for more details. Pit Crew is running it back, baby! #transrights #transrightsarehumanrights

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I may be old-fashioned but I just want to say that booing the Vice-President is disrespectful!

Also, fun and easy!

This thread is giving me strong Raymond Chandler vibes

this is the wildest hit I have ever seen he full-on headbutted him in the dick

Putin is 73. Trump is 79. Xi is 72.

I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.

Does the winning team get to eat it?

Are they how Muscle Shoals got the Swampers?

Oh good. So it’s not just my toddler

"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.

I have fond memories of Gopher

I have now reached the "all my rough paper has been written on on both sides and around the edges and looks like the confession letter of a guy who thinks aliens are talking to him through a stuffed weasel and that's why he had to eat his neighbour's dog" stage of writing this book.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.

American with an electric kettle. I’d just put the water in a pot and turn the induction burner on high

I’m doing the same thing, but each kid will also get tricks (a lime and a russet potato)

It’s a 4X game where Rose from the comic strip Rose Is Rose seeks to take over a procedurally-generated world

Kahless tells us that even if you are confident that you can do anything, know that you can't do everything. Choose your battles wisely, concentrate on what matters most, and whatever you make of life, make it count.

Some people are in to using a blindfold. What’s the Invisible Man if not a blindfold you don’t need to wear?

My wife and I once got an OG Trivial Pursuit card where five of the six questions were directly or indirectly about The Last Supper and the sixth was about bouillabaisse

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

They should have had Cyclops’ homebrew. No hops, no grain. Dude gets a Lipton teabag and heats the water with by zapping the microwave with an eye blastl

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

If the definition of media is stretched to include non-fiction, John Rawls, “A Theory of Justice”.

If non-fiction is excluded, Mister Rogers Neighborhood or Sesame Street