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The Dark (ow of "ehh"

@thedarkcow

The Lord High Protector of England, Scotland and Whales. Used to own a dialup modem and it used to sing me a song.

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Have friends who depend on high oil prices?

Start a war to drive up prices.

01.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hitler's only got one ball...

28.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's probably a bad time to say this but there's an effective vaccine for the measles.

27.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's nuts!

23.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mint green.

21.02.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why do they let Jared Leto be in movies at all? And why is Kal Kestis in Tron?

12.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They use the hair salon model... just gonna cut a little here, a little there, and they'll see you next month

10.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Caption - John Waters demonstrates Escalation of Privileges

10.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a dark room with the words he 's a shyster below her ALT: a woman in a dark room with the words he 's a shyster below her

Tesla makes robots and Twitter was rolled into Xai which was just rolled into spaceX? So what exactly does Elon do?

05.02.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think i understand my issue with NuTrek... AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH Woke.

It's an insipid need to explain everything; while saying nothing at all.

The need to deliver instant gratification vs letting things simmer and develop.

04.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I'm making a trip to the liquor store!

21.01.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Broken plane...

21.01.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!
NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up! YouTube video by National Lawyers Guild, Detroit & MI

youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs?...

13.09.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One kid dies after eating an insanely hot chip... the brand is shutdown. No more Paqui chips. One guy is shot by an antique Mauser and every antique store stays open. Where is the justice?

13.09.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Flocks of turkeys moved like dinosaurs in the underbrush on either side of the trail. It was a good hike.

24.08.2025 05:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tiniest doge at the doge park

Tiniest doge at the doge park

Stephen the Defcon Pigeon promises to shit on everything you love. I read that's good luck

Stephen the Defcon Pigeon promises to shit on everything you love. I read that's good luck

The finest red heeler surveys the weeds

The finest red heeler surveys the weeds

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Animal memes and pets

15.08.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another Defcon in the bag. Sore feet, heavy heart, and insufficient drinking dragged me down, tolerant and supportive friends kept me moving.

Viva Las Vegas!

14.08.2025 05:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you say Dark trace?

20.05.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Payment Village - Volunteer The Payment Village is run by a team of volunteers who are passionate about Payments and providing learning opportunities for others. If you would like to be a part of our team please fill out the for...

Our call for volunteers is open! Be a part of the Payment Village @defcon.bsky.social this summer 😎
www.paymentvillage.org/get-involved... #volunteer #community #paymentsecurity

15.04.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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🚨 **Our Call for Papers is Now Open!** 🚨 We’re thrilled to invite researchers to share their insights on payment security at the Payment Village! This is your chance to tackle the challenges and innovations shaping the future of secure payments.

πŸ“DEF CON 8-10th August 2025 Las VegasπŸ“

16.04.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Loosest Slots in Vegas.... at Red Rocks

26.04.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Zoysia grass poking through astroturf.

Zoysia grass poking through astroturf.

life finds a way...

26.04.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting the heart doctor on the sixth floor seems like a stress test....

16.04.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because he dodges bullets Avi!

03.04.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing makes one feel more helpless than watching your loved ones decline.

Well.. nothing except waiting on hold for an hour for customer service.

02.04.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How urban planners' preference for male trees has made your hay fever worse Horticulturist urges better gender mix of city trees to mitigate rising asthma and CO2 pollution levels

TIL The preference for seed free yards has unless pollenagedon on cities.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

31.03.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'member when calling someone a natsi was an insult?

Pep'ridge farms does

30.03.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So... um..

How are you doing?

30.03.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Electrical box scorched by a phase to phase short.

Electrical box scorched by a phase to phase short.

Somebody let the smoke out...

29.03.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0