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i'm 15 mins too early for my thing so now i'm sitting in a park listening to Every Single Crow In London scream at me

I only have one entry in the fair this time round (tho more on that later) - an abstract embroidery inspired by the dress of the goddess Calypso herself. Silk, metal, cotton, 40 hours of sewing, tulle, and so many beads she's the heaviest embroidery I've ever made! Lot 1787 going live later! Video 👇🏻

stunning work!!!

omg i saw a deer, nature is real

they gotta torment you one last time before you're out of their reach for good

grim!!!!!

Digital art. A series of uncolored sketches. On the left, Stede is putting away a book (History of Pyrates) and buttons are giving into the strain and pinging off his shirt. In the middle, Stede is stretching in a sports bra and shorts that have He/Him on the booty. Annoyed that a cat is sleeping on his feet. On the far right, Stede dressed in black and a black face mask with his hair sticking out. He has a boob window and two googley eyed pasties. Below that is a belt buckle that looks like a mustache with a beard hanging from it. He's wearing a knee brace and boots. Words are: Hallo Everybody, I'm Blackbeard. *jiggle jiggle*.

Though in the meantime my obsession with BN!Stede continues... I don't know why I am like this. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

on a train at this disgraceful hour (8:17am) when i would normally still be snuggly in bed, what cruel and unusual punishment is this (my job that i am paid to do)

black and white screenshot of edward teach from ofmd s2 with post by @wormsical (on tumblr): ✔️ tortured by Voices ✔️ cursed by god ✔️ small waist ✔️ criminal record ✔️ died once Diagnosis: babygirl

A digital drawing of Stede as written in Finish With the Good Shit. He sits at a desk, holding a large journal and quill, worrying that his kinks make him a monster

Fan art for @anathxmadevice.bsky.social's Finish With the Good Shit. Nervous pervert Stede, writing in his sex journal

this is what a real soldier does

he did, it's only polite 😌

incredibly ungrateful. you'd hurt his feelings and he'd cluck very sadly

you might be onto something here

noooo they only have baby stedes inside if they've been fertilised, ans they would only be fertilised if we let ed into the hen house

that's a man who's gonna lay an egg for sure

so true! laying eggs is hard work!

CORRECT answer

your guess is as good as mine, i posted that and then went and had a shower and promptly forgot all about it and now i'm. hmmmm.

very important thoughts that occur to me during morning bed scrolling

if stede was a chicken and every day he laid an egg and made it into an egg sandwich for you, would you eat it?

MEMS happy birthday love ❤️❤️❤️❤️

#ofmdart

Orange and blue sketch of Ed teach looking tired and pained

todays quick redraw

#ofmdart

as someone who was already in bed when the auction opened and missed out on a lot, this is extremely helpful!!

terrifying girl simulator @freakyworms me: yeah man i've just been having a lot of guilt and it's really eating me whole my therapist who is also a pirate: arghhhh it be eating your what 12:27 PM • 2023-06-14 • 374K Views

if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw

I know that lube & prep as a trope is so old hat and we’re all tired of it but you have GOT to think about lube & prep as top enrichment. Stimmy time. They love that hole let them play with it. Stop writing it like a chore before the fun part and start writing it like the fun part