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army stay evol atiny | millennial | ๐Ÿ”ž MDNI | rpf reader/writer | she/they pastelmuse.carrd.co

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The crossover we needed. @aliascelli.bsky.social delivers the goods. Go show it some love it's so good! (and hot) #btsfics #hrfics

03.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Lead Single

The lead single "SWIM" centers on the resolve to keep moving forward despite life's turbulent waves. Produced by Tyler Spry and Leclair, with writing credits from James Essian, Sean Foreman, Tyler Spry, Jamison Baken, Ryan Tedder, RM, Kirsten Allyssa Spencer, Derrik Milano, and Pdogg, the track frames choosing to move ahead at your own pace as an expression of love for life itself. With RM leading the songwriting, his lyrical depth lends authenticity to the track's message of perseverance, a theme that resonates with the group's own journey of separation and reunion.

The Lead Single The lead single "SWIM" centers on the resolve to keep moving forward despite life's turbulent waves. Produced by Tyler Spry and Leclair, with writing credits from James Essian, Sean Foreman, Tyler Spry, Jamison Baken, Ryan Tedder, RM, Kirsten Allyssa Spencer, Derrik Milano, and Pdogg, the track frames choosing to move ahead at your own pace as an expression of love for life itself. With RM leading the songwriting, his lyrical depth lends authenticity to the track's message of perseverance, a theme that resonates with the group's own journey of separation and reunion.

Namjoon in the tub, making fingerhearts with Dory in the background.

Namjoon in the tub, making fingerhearts with Dory in the background.

Ok, so hear me out. I read this...and immediately thought of Joon and Dory.

03.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yoongi narrows his eyes, wondering what game Jin is playing at. Whatever it is, heโ€™s not in the mood. Not for games or for Queenieโ€™s girls. 
โ€œActually,โ€ Yoongi begins again, โ€œI was going to head home. My shoulder is killing me. I just want to take some pain meds and go to sleep. Iโ€™m sure Van wonโ€™t mind taking food over to Queenieโ€™s though.โ€
โ€œVanโ€™s Korean is so terrible,โ€ Jin laughs. โ€œDonโ€™t subject Queenieโ€™s girls to it.โ€
Even Van laughs at this, clearly enjoying a lovely buzz from all the top shelf soju heโ€™s been consuming with dinner. 
โ€œAll of Queenieโ€™s girls speak English,โ€ Yoongi replies sardonically. โ€œBesides, he doesnโ€™t go to Queenieโ€™s for conversation. No one does.โ€
โ€œSo very true,โ€ Van grins, seemingly oblivious to the silent standoff going on between Yoongi and Jin. โ€œCome on, Yoongi. Letโ€™s go to Queenieโ€™s.  If your shoulder is still hurting after an hour, weโ€™ll call it a night. But itโ€™s too early to just head home and go to bed and I donโ€™t want to go out by myself, itโ€™s pathetic. Just for an hour. What do you say?โ€
โ€œGo on, Yoongi-yah,โ€ Jin encourages with a maddening shit-eating grin on his face. โ€œHelp our poor American friend get laid.โ€
Yoongi looks over at Van who is pouting pathetically, as if he actually does need help getting laid. He closes his eyes and sighs, hating both of his friends right now.
โ€œThe whole point of Queenieโ€™s is he doesnโ€™t need help,โ€ Yoongi grouses. โ€œHe just needs to open his wallet. And given that saved one of Queenieโ€™s girls from being trafficked, he probably doesnโ€™t even have to do that.โ€
โ€œGod youโ€™re boring when youโ€™ve been shot,โ€ Van complains as he stands up. โ€œIโ€™ve got to piss. Jin? Please, please, please convince him to go out for an hour while Iโ€™m gone. I need fun Yoongi back.โ€

Yoongi narrows his eyes, wondering what game Jin is playing at. Whatever it is, heโ€™s not in the mood. Not for games or for Queenieโ€™s girls. โ€œActually,โ€ Yoongi begins again, โ€œI was going to head home. My shoulder is killing me. I just want to take some pain meds and go to sleep. Iโ€™m sure Van wonโ€™t mind taking food over to Queenieโ€™s though.โ€ โ€œVanโ€™s Korean is so terrible,โ€ Jin laughs. โ€œDonโ€™t subject Queenieโ€™s girls to it.โ€ Even Van laughs at this, clearly enjoying a lovely buzz from all the top shelf soju heโ€™s been consuming with dinner. โ€œAll of Queenieโ€™s girls speak English,โ€ Yoongi replies sardonically. โ€œBesides, he doesnโ€™t go to Queenieโ€™s for conversation. No one does.โ€ โ€œSo very true,โ€ Van grins, seemingly oblivious to the silent standoff going on between Yoongi and Jin. โ€œCome on, Yoongi. Letโ€™s go to Queenieโ€™s. If your shoulder is still hurting after an hour, weโ€™ll call it a night. But itโ€™s too early to just head home and go to bed and I donโ€™t want to go out by myself, itโ€™s pathetic. Just for an hour. What do you say?โ€ โ€œGo on, Yoongi-yah,โ€ Jin encourages with a maddening shit-eating grin on his face. โ€œHelp our poor American friend get laid.โ€ Yoongi looks over at Van who is pouting pathetically, as if he actually does need help getting laid. He closes his eyes and sighs, hating both of his friends right now. โ€œThe whole point of Queenieโ€™s is he doesnโ€™t need help,โ€ Yoongi grouses. โ€œHe just needs to open his wallet. And given that saved one of Queenieโ€™s girls from being trafficked, he probably doesnโ€™t even have to do that.โ€ โ€œGod youโ€™re boring when youโ€™ve been shot,โ€ Van complains as he stands up. โ€œIโ€™ve got to piss. Jin? Please, please, please convince him to go out for an hour while Iโ€™m gone. I need fun Yoongi back.โ€

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I WILL WRITE IT. Hide your motivations from Yoongi, not from ME!

Like...I can't write it if I don't know, ya know? *whine*

03.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to work on Wicked Distraction, but characters are doing what they want and not clueing me in to their motivations whatsoever (looking at you, Jin) and it is making my job as puppetteer of the blorbos rather difficult.

03.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's fine. I'm fine. We'll be fine.

We won't, but it's FINE

03.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a white coat is standing on a balcony . Alt: a person in a straight jacket dancing

Found my concert fit...

Cause wdym minimoni have writing credits on a song called "they don't know about us"

MINI MONI IS REAL! [i cry from my new padded room]

03.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bahahaha nope itโ€™s me!

27.02.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a person wearing a pink bunny ear hat with the letter r on it Alt: Jimin in a cute hat making a heart with his hands

If I have been MIA on this account itโ€™s because Iโ€™ve been more active on my other/personal account.

So on off chance you miss me, I can DM you that account if youโ€™d like. But I still hop over here and lurkโ€ฆIโ€™m just posting more over there.

27.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing the brat

25.02.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Help! I can't decide what happens next... | Pastel Muse Get more from Pastel Muse on Patreon

Asking my Patreon peoples to vote so I know what maybe happens next in the hybrid yoonmin story...hehehehe

Vote is currently tied, so if you follow me here, please vote! #btsfics

www.patreon.com/posts/151644...

25.02.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved that moment and all the times Army made him laugh during his tour (like poorly disguising their iPhones)

25.02.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
jisung at tma 2023 in a slutty little half sweater

jisung at tma 2023 in a slutty little half sweater

minho with the lower half of the same sweater???

minho with the lower half of the same sweater???

do you ever think about the time minsung wore different parts of the same sweater

24.02.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time zone bump. Poor Tae Tae...I'm putting him through so much...

21.02.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ZOOBILEE ZOO MENTIONED

OMG Literally no one I know has ever watched this masterpiece of a show that I was obsessssed with as a child

21.02.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember watching this in the summer time when I was visiting family in PR lol

21.02.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Def not. The substance abuse is mentioned more in passing as a problem one of the MCs had in their wild past. (Theyโ€™re the daughter of a rockstar and lived a very wild youth and is now focused on medicine)

21.02.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg itโ€™s so freakin hilarious

21.02.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm, I can't remember it being very dark, but it's been a while since I've read. I mostly remember strong grumpy/sunshine vibes and a fun somewhat meddling twink...

Maybe @starshine7.bsky.social knows since she's read them more recently than I have...

20.02.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...and if you need more recs...I am more than happy to go down my list of reads on Storygraph for you!

20.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would also recommend the Elite 8 Studios books by Emmy Sanders! Lots of fun, mm and they are all porn stars. There's also a spin off of one of the friends in this series called 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love and it's just hilarious and also lots of fun.

20.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just caught up with the Pucking series (first book is Pucking Around). These books were a lot of fun. I don't know if the audio is good, but maybe @starshine7.bsky.social does? Me, her and a couple others have been squealing over these books for the past week lol

20.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ch 15: Annoyed | Pastel Muse Get more from Pastel Muse on Patreon

#btsfics #yoonmin [early access]

Wicked Distraction | Ch 15: Annoyed

"I promise youโ€ฆno matter how much Yoongi likes you in his bed, you donโ€™t belong here.โ€

www.patreon.com/posts/ch-15-...

20.02.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's face with a gun in their mouth . Alt: a close up of a taehyung's face in black and white.

#btsfics #yoonmin

Wicked Distraction | Ch 9: The Caged Tiger

Taehyung is tired of waiting and he isnโ€™t sure how long he can keep trying on his own.

archiveofourown.org/works/724323...

20.02.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*adds to tbr*

17.02.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The key word is millennial

(we are who we are and unfortunately antm probably reminds us of better days when things werenโ€™t just one crisis after another)

16.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You will get one when your XLOV album arrives. ๐Ÿ˜˜

15.02.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! I canโ€™t wait to pass them out. I love passing out freebies at concerts, itโ€™s so fun. ๐Ÿฅฐ

15.02.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s very rude, even if itโ€™s true. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

14.02.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well damn.

14.02.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh damn, I think I'm gonna have to sit with this for a while ๐Ÿ™ƒ

14.02.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0