This is why they invented M&Ms
09.03.2026 00:20
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This is why they invented M&Ms
There's a strategy?
A black cat on a cream couch.
The Void is starting to be concerned (this is not a joke)
Also communal baths and shithouses, and tbh I don't want to go back to that either.
The thing about little free libraries is they are one of the last places left where you can't choose ahead or guarantee an outcome. You just get what you get.
Major #littlefreelibrary score for the grandkid! (Hungry Caterpillar board book!)
Three Iranian schoolgirls walking down a city street, holding hands, wearing headscarves and coats that look like they were bought at Penny's.
You mean these people, Lindsay?
A very happy white ice skater in a fur shirt and a see through cap and gown for some reason. The poster reads "I'm 21" john harris (sic) presents ICE CAPADES
It was the 60s so based on the Byrne Arena reference before your time, but also undoubtedly I remember it bc I wanted to go so badly and my parents just never did stuff like that.
Aaaaand-- I found the poster!
Irony part: I ended up as a figure skating coach with a national competitor daughter lol.
It was the poster of the skater whose skates were toe shoes. Since I never went either to the Ice Capades or skating I was like 20 when I realized this couldn't possibly be.
And thus is a precious childhood myth preserved.
Describe your plot in 5 words or less
My mother's ghost feels helpless
Further that he mostly wears the hat in public when he can't be arsed to do his hair.
I literally put off doing my taxes this year bc I couldn't bear to concede my share to those monsters.
But tomorrow's adulting is voting, so I figure that balances it out.
It's an adulting sort of weekend.
At least she doesn't have a Nazi tattoo
Taxes done! Predicted my self-employment taxes pretty nearly to the dollar, so not much refund but also I earned the interest on the money I didn't squirrel away with the feds.
I know I saw that downthread! What a crazy wonderful world.
Your mouth to Allah's ear.
So we're at the land-war-in-Asia part of the decline now.
My assumption is the loud music is to drown out both questions and dementia answers.
I confess, I sneak cross the border to the town that doesn't have a plastic bag ban for this explicit purpose. And I always ask them to double bag.
He forgot "I am the best war criminal, better than any you have seen"
Whatever. She just better not blame me when she doesn't get funded.
You know the worst part of ChatGPT? That my fucking client thinks it's better than writing than I am and routinely just destroys my work. Really hope she's not telling people I wrote that garbage.
Well, the salmon is just "I guess this works?" but I based the salsa on this: themom100.com/recipe/spicy...
If it could be a piggy bank, it isn't stuffed?
Salmon braised in coconut milk and cilantro, with pear salsa and basmati rice. Took about 20 minutes chop to chew. I don't understand people who don't cook.
I keep imagining what if we replaced each tacky gold bling with a Keith Haring figure.
Except it looks like they didn't actually change hats.
No guesses (okay I guessed but not a MN'n) but anyway, there was a whole blog years ago of 3 ingredient meals* that I used all the time; lost the URL and never been able to find it again. (They had a fruit leather recipe that was aMAZing)
*yes 3IM come up when you google, this was not that