Randall

only 34, incredibly. I would’ve guessed much older.

Michael Wacha SUCKS. THIS is why you don’t let anyone with any past or present association with the Cardinals near anything important.

hey Pete

because this is the endpoint of the gambling filth infiltrating every aspect of every sport, where people are only capable of viewing any kind of event through the lens of gambling or fantasy sports. Good thing the blighted vines creep ever deeper.

two groups of people who deserve both each other and a permanent residence on an isolated desert island

cheering for the USA is enough of a moral compromise, I’m not cheering for a Brewers player

USA hitters have taken a Brazilian walks tonight

it’s fine, I wasn’t interested in trading two firsts for a guy who is expensive, aging, and has a recent history of significant injury

Rosenthal needs to ask DeRosa why his best player (PCA) is sitting on the bench, and if the answer is some nonsense about Buxton being the veteran then we’re gonna have a problem.

but actually

the pitching is not great now that we know all the hype over Skubal/Skenes participating was basically hot air

is having no starting pitching going to doom Team USA yet again

also, Roman Anthony was an injury replacement for Corbin Carroll. The Team USA roster listed Harper in 24 prior to that, so it was ostensibly his choice

I like it. It’s a fun idiosyncrasy, like Jordan wearing 9 for the Olympic team

I do, frequently

me, quietly: (usa usa usa)

we don’t have to qualify it. Either one is awful.

for some reason I didn’t clock two things:

1. That this was essentially going to be a normal FOX broadcast, complete with everything that makes that awful

2. That Mark DeRosa was starting Buxton instead of PCA in center. Great call, Mark. Ass.

The reveal of the broadcast booth so drastically tempers my otherwise genuine excitement for this USA WBC game

Frank Asshole

happy St. Patrick’s Day, they’re dyeing the sky

what make/model of ice cream

but yes, let us never forget DJ Moore’s final TD catches as a Bear. Drove his blade deep into the heart of the dragon on the way out.

“HIS AGENT TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME HE HAS BEEN TRADED. TO FIND OUT THE RETURN, SUBSCRIBE TO ESPN+ AND READ MY ARTICLE…”

mooks

being traded to Buffalo FOR WHAT, YOU ABSOLUTE CRETINS. To HELL with Schefter for only reporting half of this.

Squeaker Nation

whatchu mean we

I remember the clowns. Clearly advance scouts for a larger invasion

yes. Means nothing major or out of the ordinary has happened in spring training yet

no