The Rose Garden

Darling, no smoking

Challenge: Telling my wife that she's not the boss of me
Response: The look
Safe to say she's the boss of me 😂

Me: A bowl of chocolate is a salad, so you can't be mad if I eat a bowl of chocolate for lunch
My wife: No
Me: Chocolate is made with cacao beans, which comes from the cacao tree! Therefor... it's a plant! Therefor... it's a salad!
Elina: 🙄

My poor baby 🫂

It's not a war crime if it's not during war!

That's not very cash money of you!

If history has taught me anything... it's that grenades in a tin can is an epic prank

(this is a joke lol)

There's no problem that arson can't fix :)

Speaking of shadows, a few times at the second haunted house, we'd look down the long hallway that leads to my bedroom, and there'd be a tall, shadowy figure standing there, and it would slowly disappear.

The house after the 2nd haunted house, I'd occasionally see shadows dart across the walls of my house, but as far as spiritual activity, that was it for that house.

Another thing with both of the houses, I would feel someone grab my ankle and pull it. Sometimes, a light tug, other times it felt like someone was yanking on my leg, but I never got pulled off the bed. Sometimes it was my arm, not my leg.

Oh, right, I forgot to mention, with the second haunted house, I would wake up sometimes with scratch marks on my neck. That stopped when I moved.

I'd hear people whisper my name, I heard footsteps up and down the stairs, I heard a woman scream once in a while, I even woke up once in a while to someone at the foot of my bed watching me sleep.

7/7

The second house we lived in for 9 or 10-ish years, it wasn't as bad when it came to paranormal activity; however, I would experience things flying off shelves and smacking against the wall on the far end of the room.

6/7

My sibling's bedroom had the attic door in it. They mentioned that sometimes they'd wake up and the door would be wide open with a black figure watching them.

5/?

My aunt and cousins saw a man run off the stairs and hang himself. One night when I was lying in my bed, a blue human-shaped figure rushed me twice. My vision turned blue, and my muscles tightened so I couldn't move.

4/?

Occasionally, we'd hear footsteps upstairs when no one was up there, thuds in the attic, which no one ever went into. When my father was home alone once, he heard children playing and laughing. When he realized we weren't home, he ran out of the house.

3/?

I'll refer to the first house as the "Dougall House." My family and I lived there for 11 months. According to the landlord, we were the longest-lasting residents of that house before we had no choice but to leave.

2/?

I am a firm believer in the paranormal. I have lived in at least 2 haunted houses, back to back. I do want to stress that this stuff actually happened, and I actually experienced this stuff. I am still terrified.

1/?

#paranormal #ghosts #haunting #hauntedhouse

Leaving the Count of Paris, Prince Jean as the legimiate heir in my eyes.

3/3

Napoleon Bonaparte was a military general who declared himself Emperor and terrorised Europe.

The spanish line of the House of Bourbon was barred from the throne in 1714 under the Treaty of Utrecht, thus the Duke of Anjou wouldn't be eligible for the throne.

2/3

Among monarchists, there is some debate on which pretender should become King (or Emperor) if France ever restored the monarchy. Now, this is highly unlikely, but I would support the Orléanist pretender over the others.

#monarchies #monarchist #frenchmonarchy

1/3

As the rat does...

She issss

Marie was completed. She's our most recent little to come to the front.

#did #osdd #plural #system

I'll be switchibg to Stoat after this.

Between AI moderation banning ppl left and right for no reason, and now this bullshit. Discord isn't what it used to be.

#fuckdiscord

I'll be slowly switching to Stoat

I feel like I've upset my wife and idk exactly what I did, but she sounded and looked like I did or said something to her that made her sad. 😔

Half the shit that my headmates and I talk about or say to eachother is comical.

We're either saying the most unhinged shit, or making fun of eachother.