Kevin

We do

This feels like a huge night in the Premier League and I can’t help but already feel devastated about the result I’m about to witness.

He had his balls removed.

In not unconnected news, Otis is now wearing the Cone of Shame.

I forgot to introduce Cinnamon and Guinness to Bluesky.

Although it was too late to salvage your call with Twll.

The nerdy response to this is that I bet she has her laptop set to the laptop mic instead of her headset mic.

I should get a life.

Firstly “no” to this bit.

The door your granny’s kitchen, but your granny is The Terminator:

@caoimhinof.bsky.social

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate, ie everyone on Twitter

Monday

I feel quite smug having an elected Head of State today. I’m sure my American mutuals would agr…oh yeah.…

Popping in to pay a late return fee for my dumplings.

I love articles that highlight the white elephant arenas built for previous Olympic Games. Though nothing can quite match the humiliation the London 2012 Olympic Stadium suffered. It’s now the home of West Ham United.

40.33. FFS

In his new clothes.

Hail hail!

Yes, Siobh. Ear wax.

10:25am. Just noticed a lump of wax in my hair

reminded of that post that was like "subtle difference! Catholics think suffering is good and Protestants think pleasure is bad :)" and increasingly worried about our Protestant-coded times

“A student debating society in Bangor has barred several Reform members. This will lead to petrol bombs” is a moronic take to begin with. But obviously what he means is he hopes it leads to petrol bombs. The threat is implicit and explicit.

Me at a play park, aged seven:

Only a couple more years to go, eh?

The bagpipes?! Haven't Americans suffered enough?

🎵Dance, dance / wherever you may be / I am the Lord of the Flies / said he🎵

CMAT is The Greatest

Don’t forget to take your scarf in off the hedge.

Doesn’t sound like there‘d be fun and laughter.