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Did Robert Jenrick do some sort of monkey paw thing where he loses a kilo everytime he says something awful?

this Jenrick is the most ridiculous child like shallow and clueless public school boy throw back to the 80s - its laughable if Reform think he is some asset or way to power #bbclaurak

Just his way of bashing Net Zero on behalf of his oil and gas mates. He’s an opportunistic little shit isn’t he?

As I watched him, for some reason, the words “opportunistic little shit” sprang to mind

I thought the best person to talk to Laura Kuenssberg about the important moral and ethical issues of the day would be Robert Jenrick, the man who overruled a planning decision to save a billionaire pornographer £45m in exchange for a £12,000 donation.

When I lived in France I used to buy books from a publisher aptly named “Le Livre de Poche”

Imagine how it makes us feel 😡🤬😤😖😠👿😾

Oh! Like Ukraine eh? FFS

You should have seen the musical episode of 2 pints of lager. Knob cheese 😁😁😁

Hesgeth is an idiot - he just claimed the sinking an Iranian vessel was the first sinking of a ship by torpedo since WW II - General Belgrano anyone?

Hesgeth is an idiot - he just claimed the sinking an Iranian vessel was the first sinking of a ship by torpedo since WW II - General Belgrano anyone?

Well they are probably the same people

Still waiting for the answer Nige.

Not only *did* they start this war, they have no idea how to finish it.

So I’m just waiting for Reform to start telling us that the Qatar situation means we should start fracking (of course they’ll keep quiet about the fact that it would take 10 years and thousands of sites to make anything happen)

Crybabies Farage doesn’t know how to lose...

Reform are a bunch of crybabies who need to accept that democracy involves losing quite often.

Their petty whinging is surely intensely off-putting to potential voters

Are you listening to the General saying how brilliant and effective his forces are. I’m just waiting for him to get roasted about Kuwait shooting down $300 million of aircraft 😂

That God bit at the end was 🤢🤮

Hegseth really is a little shit isn’t he?

Well that’s $300 million well spent eh?

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You may only feed to them for an hour a month (but most likely more, certainly in Winter) but they guarantee you £10 a month minimum income.

They are recommended by Gary Does Solar, which suggests it's all above board.

I've just found a new way of getting a return on my solar panel / battery investment.

A company called Axle Energy is doing grid trading and when the grid requires power they will offer you £1 / kWh!

I know somebody who suffers from LS Is it possible to purchase this postbiotic for therapeutic use - would it be safe to self administer?

What is a suicide drone? Are they alive now?

Private equity makes risky $1.1bn bet on hospice care Kinderhook’s acquisition of Enhabit comes with thin margins, heavy debt and increasing scrutiny

In the US, definitely NOT something we want here:

#PrivateEquty buying into HOSPICE care. What an obscenity, to make profit from caring for the dying
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My God - no Farage on Kuennsberg

Labour must stop channelling Reform and unite with progressives. That’s the lesson from Gorton and Denton | Sadiq Khan The threat to the party in some parts of our country is now existential. But we can progress, as we have in London, by being bold and strong in our core beliefs, says London mayor Sadiq Khan

"Trying to compete with Reform not only feels inauthentic... but a betrayal of what Labour is supposed to represent. We must address the concerns and fears of voters, not play on them."

Damning stuff from Sadiq Khan

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Just naked racism from Farage and the Mail.

Only British and commonwealth citizens are allowed to vote. It's not 'stealing' to legally take part in your own country's elections

If only there was some precedent in history of an "unsinkable" ship steering the wrong course at a potential hazard, at high speed, and not listening to warnings about the huge iceberg ahead....