Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman

Don't need missile defense radars if you simply stop provoking countries into firing missiles at you bro

Wait this was really his last book? Lmao, dang man, mad respect for committing to the "honoring the day of rest" full time.

They weren't right about the best campaign strategy to defeat the worst major party presidential nominee in American history.

The key is to write as shitty as possible, that way none of them are darlings to begin with when the axe comes out.

This is still my favorite of this genre

We're not at war with Iran, we are simply engaging in forms of combat that we havent used since the last time we formally declared war 85 years ago.

Big "if you block me, that means I won" energy.

Honestly if you're not drawing borders, as long as you were, like, anywhere in here, youre fine. Even if not. Who cares.

These random dots in the middle of the ocean are clearly people who simply didn't give a shit and didn't know why they were being asked.

68% of democrats think they're committing a genocide. It wasn't even just the left. It was the party base's belief.

The single issue was genocide. For many people, it was specifically genocide of their families halfway around the world.

All Kamala had to do was say "genocide bad." It really, *really* was not a big ask.

If leftists are a big enough group to cost you an election, then they are big enough to listen to on your campaign trail, kiddo.

The Pitt says Fuck ICE

In like 10 years, the democratic primary will feature someone who voted "yea" on this against some progressive who voted "nay" and mainstream Dems will all tell us it's no big deal, we didn't know better at the time, and we gotta VBNMW to defeat Mike Lindell

There is absolutely no way that man is *not* an elite tier cook

The story of his name is literally that his mom couldn't decide between the two, so she wrote down both to decide later, and then just never did. Even his mom didn't give enough of a shit about him.

I'm fine with this policy, but only under the condition that they don't have to wait to land the plane to remove offenders.

Could probably win over a decent number of progressives (enough to win!) without actually embracing any progressive tentpole issues, simply by running *hard* on prison for all of these ghouls.

Also maybe if Pelosi didn't want to have to try to whip Cuellar, she shouldn't have rushed down to Texas to campaign on his behalf when a progressive primary challenger came along, or continued to back him after the FBI raided his home, or...

When was the last time Henry Cuellar did anything that could even be vaguely described as in line with what the democratic party *claims* to be?

"Not bombing 180 10 year old girls is just PC nonsense" has always been the logical endpoint of the anti-woke movement.

"No one questions the mission has been accomplished, sir"

One year I had like a $600 reward on the card, and I forgot to use it on my purchase so I ran back and just bought a $3 thing of sea salt with it, and they gave me like $597 in change on the spot lol

More than twice as many house Dems voted against the Iraq War in 2002. That's how far right they've gone in just the last 24 years.

Do you think the resistance movements to Germany in World War II spent as much time as us saying "Jesus christ I know they're really fucking evil, I just didn't expect them to also be this stupid."

The Shield of the Americas sounds like a name rejected by the writing staff of The Boys for Homelander's new anti-immigration group. "Too on the nose" they said.

He's recognized by the Cherokee Nation, who require documentation proving lineage. I think a grandparent, but I've never looked deeper into it.