rishi🤠

So I’m just curious, are there any jobs women and POC can have that *aren’t* DEI?

I was chatting with this lady on my flight for 2 hours when she drops she’s a trumpet 😭 and then starts telling me vaccines kill, liberals are killing cows, and it’s hard to be white

gays will say “raw. next question” and it’s just someone who looks like this

Which is wild because most people have HMO plans where they need prior auth, concurrent review, and referrals to even get the surgeries covered in the first place

They will estimate the time of surgeries beforehand and will stop covering anesthesia for any period where the surgery runs longer

okie okie I’ll try it again tomorrow

as someone who works for one of the blue crosses, anthem bcbs please read the room😭

it’s too hard to figure out 😭

my toxic trait is I write songs about my situationships, but I forget they follow my socials and will see it show up on their feeds

today I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to use VLookup and I still couldn’t figure it out. So I went and got a cookie

@noahsfws.bsky.social just buy him the shoes come on now

confirming this confirmation

cutieeee

saw someone’s comment on the United CEO’s death that said “thoughts and prayers require a prior authorization” 😭

Only 100 plays max? Gotta up those numbers Sam

sending one of the moots more and more unhinged dms🥰

and that’s not even counting all the music I listen to on YouTube 🙂‍↕️

REAL

exactlyyyy. Gonna jump off a cliff if I have to say “oh wow that’s so cool!” one more time🫠

idk if it’s just me, but im so burnt out of the dating scene that I don’t even have energy to talk to new people or go on dates. me and Hulu get along just fine tbh

real. me and Courtney are 4 lifers ong (never saw her again)

have you filed the correct forms for that amount of daily permits?

barely surviving the 4 day thanksgiving bender

is this the one horny tweet for the day?

yeah that checks

if only my grindr grid was as hot as everyone here wtf

my straight homie literally texts me more than my situationships 🫠

ofc cutie

grateful for Genshin impact 😙

when you run, brain go brrrr, and release dopamine