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Oh Bear

I'm so terribly sorry

That's it. There's nothing I can say that will change anything or alter how you're feeling

Just remember, there's many people thinking of you

Take comfort from the random otters. You put them in the trolley for a reason even if you don't fully know why

Love xxxx

21.02.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And for anyone wondering about the Otters - here they are in their full wise/constipated glory.

21.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 224 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Why is my cat on the cover of your book?

01.11.2025 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Roscoe with 1983 and a postcard of her which depicts her looking unusually cheery

Roscoe with 1983 and a postcard of her which depicts her looking unusually cheery

The rear cover of 1983

The rear cover of 1983

Hello! My CEO Roscoe and I are giving away TWO signed copies of my novel 1983 to two randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. You also get a free postcard of this illustration of Roscoe by my mum.

Itโ€™s been called โ€œStranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsendโ€โ€ฆ

01.11.2025 10:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 127 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
In Warwickshire, 18-year-old Reform councillor George Finch has become council leader after the Reform leader of just six weeks stood down over โ€œill healthโ€. 

Cllr Finch is listed as an online tutor with the company โ€˜Superprofโ€™, charging ยฃ15 an hour for his education services. โ€œIโ€™m 18 turning 19, I have just finished A-Level and I know what you need to pass your exams, the Knowledge is [sic] the most important area of A-Level or GCSEโ€™s.โ€ 

โ€œ[I] specialise in Tudor History, Cold War, USA politics, UK politics and many other areas in history too,โ€ the profile adds.

The work is not listed on his council declaration of interests. It is possible he hasnโ€™t earned any money from it. If he has however, he may have broken the rules on failing to declare financial interests. (This outlet put the tutoring questions to Cllr Finch but has not yet received a reply). 

Byline Times understands that Cllr Finch plans โ€“ or had planned โ€“ to return to university in the East Midlands in September for his second year of studies.

In Warwickshire, 18-year-old Reform councillor George Finch has become council leader after the Reform leader of just six weeks stood down over โ€œill healthโ€. Cllr Finch is listed as an online tutor with the company โ€˜Superprofโ€™, charging ยฃ15 an hour for his education services. โ€œIโ€™m 18 turning 19, I have just finished A-Level and I know what you need to pass your exams, the Knowledge is [sic] the most important area of A-Level or GCSEโ€™s.โ€ โ€œ[I] specialise in Tudor History, Cold War, USA politics, UK politics and many other areas in history too,โ€ the profile adds. The work is not listed on his council declaration of interests. It is possible he hasnโ€™t earned any money from it. If he has however, he may have broken the rules on failing to declare financial interests. (This outlet put the tutoring questions to Cllr Finch but has not yet received a reply). Byline Times understands that Cllr Finch plans โ€“ or had planned โ€“ to return to university in the East Midlands in September for his second year of studies.

So it's confirmed. Teenager George Finch is now the permanent Reform leader of Warwickshire council. His predecessor stood down just weeks after winning power, supposedly over health issues.

I wrote a bit about him recently for @bylinetimes.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2025/06/27/r...

15.07.2025 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 138 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I think we may have sociopaths (or worse) as our politicians.

30.05.2025 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God the tabloids and Brexit dinosaurs were boring todayโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฆ–

Braying the same โ€œbetrayalโ€ lines theyโ€™ve brayed since they got what they wantedโ€ฆ then found they had no benefits in it whatsoever.

Still they came out today to play victim yet again.

But the world has moved on.

19.05.2025 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1456 ๐Ÿ” 236 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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The horror show of xenophobia that was #PressPreview tonight.

80 million Europeans are apparently coming, they are bringing their families, they will slip away and not return when their visas expire, because - as everyone in that studio seems to agree - Europeans just cannot be trusted. Poor. ~AA

19.05.2025 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 550 ๐Ÿ” 100 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 167 ๐Ÿ“Œ 70

Thank you Gary Lineker for using the platform you earned with your talent and charm to stand up for some of the most victimised people in the world. You're a shining example to us all.

20.05.2025 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2115 ๐Ÿ” 379 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

If this EU reset results in 4 years of better growth and economic recovery before the next election, the hardline Brexiters are going to have their arses handed to them on a plate.

20.05.2025 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 366 ๐Ÿ” 39 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Chums! Baby Dog here. Would you like to see what happens when I come home from seeing Natalie the Groomer? Iโ€™m happy to look Handsome, but I never smell RIGHT. Itโ€™s vital I return to smelling like myself. My boys, Percy and Ron, try to help me, which is good of them!

20.05.2025 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 212 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Kemi Badenoch is upset that Labour have cut some of the Brexit red tape that hindered businesses that her party spent so long putting in place

20.05.2025 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1163 ๐Ÿ” 232 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Turns out Brexit Derangement Syndrome is a thing after all.

20.05.2025 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2481 ๐Ÿ” 329 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Starmerโ€™s EU reset triggers outbreak of Brexit derangement syndrome | John Crace Critics were voicing their opinions long before even an outline of a deal was announced

You look at the Tories, Reform and the rightwing press after the Brexit reset and you see just how mad they are. Genuinely frothingly insane.
Desperate to insist that their Brexit moronathon is a win. Spitting with rage at their own failure.

This sums them upโ€ฆ
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

20.05.2025 06:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1510 ๐Ÿ” 456 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
My book Ring The Hill

My book Ring The Hill

The rear cover of my book Ring The Hill

The rear cover of my book Ring The Hill

I'm (gulp) 50 today. To keep up my weird tradition of giving other folk presents on my birthday, I'm sending out a load of these for just the price of postage (ยฃ4 UK).

If you'd like one pls email me your address to hello@tom-cox.com

If you can give me a bit for the book, great. If not, no problem.

20.05.2025 08:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 259 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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16.05.2025 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 23886 ๐Ÿ” 8275 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 755 ๐Ÿ“Œ 399
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Breaking news: The US has been stripped of its top-notch triple-a credit rating by Moodyโ€™s on concerns about rising levels of government debt www.ft.com/content/e456...

16.05.2025 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 12530 ๐Ÿ” 3840 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 809 ๐Ÿ“Œ 672
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Friends! Cleo has at last decided she is interested in Ralphy. In fact, she may have become a little obsessed with him. We all know that Cleo is Brave and Feistyโ€ฆ but does she have the courage to confront Ralphy? And how does Ralphy feel about Cleo? #Caturday

17.05.2025 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 287 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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'It's A No-Brainer': Question Time Panellist Applauded For Her Solution To 'Absolutely Nuts' Brexit Sonia Sodha said the move would be a "quick win" for the UK and make the country richer.

The case for joining the SM and CU is blindingly obvious. Only far right extremists could think otherwise.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/its-a-...

17.05.2025 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.05.2025 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 18770 ๐Ÿ” 4875 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 365 ๐Ÿ“Œ 162
SCREENGRAB FROM TELEGRAPH: 

Farage: Make me PM and Iโ€™ll scrap Starmerโ€™s Brexit deal
Exclusive: Clacton MP warns the Governmentโ€™s new EU pact to be unveiled on Monday is a slippery slope to rejoining bloc

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Gift this article free
Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage has vowed to save a raft of policies from EU influence such as fishing, migration and defence Credit: Leon Neal/Getty
James Crisp
Europe Editor
16 May 2025 9:46am BST
James Crisp
Nigel Farage will tear up Britainโ€™s Brexit treaties if he becomes Prime Minister, starting with Sir Keir Starmerโ€™s โ€œabject surrenderโ€ of a reset deal with Brussels.

SCREENGRAB FROM TELEGRAPH: Farage: Make me PM and Iโ€™ll scrap Starmerโ€™s Brexit deal Exclusive: Clacton MP warns the Governmentโ€™s new EU pact to be unveiled on Monday is a slippery slope to rejoining bloc 88 Gift this article free Nigel Farage Nigel Farage has vowed to save a raft of policies from EU influence such as fishing, migration and defence Credit: Leon Neal/Getty James Crisp Europe Editor 16 May 2025 9:46am BST James Crisp Nigel Farage will tear up Britainโ€™s Brexit treaties if he becomes Prime Minister, starting with Sir Keir Starmerโ€™s โ€œabject surrenderโ€ of a reset deal with Brussels.

Pledging to "scrap a deal" before reading it or having any idea what it contains tells you everything you need to know about Nigel Farage. ~AA

16.05.2025 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1076 ๐Ÿ” 254 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Young, stuck and shut out: a new EU deal could change that Even a capped, time-limited youth visa scheme would be of value to young people in the UK and EU

Young people are locked out of opportunities their older siblings took for granted. A UKโ€“EU youth visa deal could begin to change that.

Read why this matters | Prof. Johanna Waters

@eastangliabylines.co.uk @johannawaters.bsky.social @uk.theconversation.com

16.05.2025 06:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Duckworth: "He's accepting a bribe, which is unconstitutional and illegal. And he's gonna accept an aircraft that then is gonna cost taxpayers another billion dollars at a time when he wants to cut funding for Medicaid. It's simple unacceptable."

15.05.2025 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 23880 ๐Ÿ” 6449 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 700 ๐Ÿ“Œ 268
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Whatโ€™s supposed to happen?

If my daughter is out and masked men grab her, claiming theyโ€™re ICE, drag her away w/out letting her prove sheโ€™s a citizenโ€ฆ w/out calling me, her dadโ€ฆ what is she supposed to do?

Does she not have the right to fight back, as we have taught her, to free herself. Run?
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16.05.2025 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 13768 ๐Ÿ” 4136 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 958 ๐Ÿ“Œ 272

Immigrants โ€œare ambitious, enthusiastic & hard-working. They want a better life, & a better life for their children, and they are willing to do backbreaking work in order to secure it. They show all the attributes which we praise in others but condemn if it's demonstrated by an immigrant.โ€

16.05.2025 07:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 848 ๐Ÿ” 250 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Labour must avoid โ€˜naiveโ€™ lurch to right after Reform success, Haigh warns Exclusive: former transport minister criticises partyโ€™s direction and calls on Starmer to focus on issues like taxation and welfare reform

Starmer is barking up the wrong tree.

Among Labour 2024 voters, 43% said they would consider voting Green and 40% LibDem. Just 9% would consider voting Reform.

Labour should be setting the attack dogs on Farage, but it can't do that because it supports Brexit.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

16.05.2025 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 128 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reform is a Limited Company

Farage owns 53%

It was formed in 2019 to push for a โ€œno-deal Brexitโ€

It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget

It wants to privatise the NHS

& invest in fossil fuels

Close the BBC

& break International law

Itโ€™s a scam

Please retweet widely

16.05.2025 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2202 ๐Ÿ” 1509 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89 ๐Ÿ“Œ 58
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Refugee my ass.

16.05.2025 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6445 ๐Ÿ” 1530 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 863 ๐Ÿ“Œ 174
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Reform UK's deputy leader Richard Tice MP praises Dubai for "just imprisoning or deporting anyone who cannot look after themselves".

Apparently, a complete authoritarian absence of due process is worth it, so his girlfriend can go to the loo without her handbag. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ~AA

16.05.2025 09:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 184 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem.
It's not a very long poem, folks

We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem. It's not a very long poem, folks

๐ŸŽฏ

16.05.2025 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 25690 ๐Ÿ” 5686 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 281 ๐Ÿ“Œ 136