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Stephen Szajna

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Musician, recording engineer/producer, sometime video maker, animator & educator living in the 'burbs of beautiful Detroit. Replies to DMs in the time and manner of my own choosing.

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And if she sees her shadow it means six more weeks of “wellness.”

04.03.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re absolutely right but I have to admit I was a little too pissed about the bombing to think about it much.

01.03.2026 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My grandma made it with pork and veal and said it was called “city chicken” cos that was fancier than chicken. Still love it.

01.03.2026 01:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The missing Epstein files must be in Iran.

28.02.2026 14:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So with all that nonsense that Magattes were spouting about Hilary and “pizzagate,” when it came out that the Epsteinites were using “pizza” as some kind of gangster code word, did anyone else go “heyyyy wait a minute??” Or was that just me?

26.02.2026 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same

15.02.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That slip at the end could cost him a crucial tenth of a second!

10.02.2026 15:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup, much better. Good catch!

08.02.2026 17:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And Margarita Ville was his drag queen name on the weekends

08.02.2026 03:57 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does it have to be hammers? I was thinking baseball bat with a nail in it. Too much?

08.02.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s not a happy man 🤔

08.02.2026 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He won’t shut up about it ever.

05.02.2026 04:13 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I swore off dog movies after I saw Ol’ Yeller. Never again!

03.02.2026 03:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surprise surprise surprise!

01.02.2026 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Ve vill travuhl to mount doom and get deh ring out ov deh lava.”

30.01.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I guess we're doing this. Now watching: Captain America: The First Avenger.

25.01.2026 04:44 👍 345 🔁 28 💬 15 📌 6

Seems more like a “smear reflex”

25.01.2026 17:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ya mean like Bob Dylan’s “Rainy Day Women #12 & #35?”

23.01.2026 05:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re busy over there thinking of things more ridiculous to say than “the dog ate it.”

19.01.2026 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Furniture, not fur

11.01.2026 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

… that commercial with the woman on skis … *sigh*

11.01.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I gotta worry about little scratches and dings then it’s not an instrument anymore, it’s decorative fur.

11.01.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Make it viral.

08.01.2026 03:22 👍 47651 🔁 21396 💬 360 📌 528

He’s running for congress 🤷🏻‍♂️

07.01.2026 23:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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THIS!! Needs to be posted a thousand bloody times on every platform, spoken on air and radio!!!

03.01.2026 22:11 👍 23 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

My schnauzer has one thanks to my sister in law. It’s the dog version of someone buying your kid a drum kit for Xmas ! 🙄

04.01.2026 16:03 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always good to let em know you got range.

01.01.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Rolling Doobie Brothers kinda works though. 🤔

30.12.2025 02:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just tossed a bunch of those out. Lots of remotes is a millennial thing. Holding on to em cos you might need em is the boomer part of the equation.

27.12.2025 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0