Alt-Taylor 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

I’m sorry im a single issue voter and my issue is HAVING TO CHANGE THE CLOCKS EVERY 6 MONTHS FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IM MOVING TO HAWAII FUCK IT

who are you please respond to my letters

We should not tolerate this bullshit version of christianity made up by chomo billionares to drag us down for our few dollars. Jesus said not to hate, but I'm sure he would hate these scum of the earth rabid war mongerors infinitely more than some cool enby pagan that bakes garlic bread

okay this pisses me the fuck off. Beyond needlessly killing brown people for the lolz, christian nationalism, and all the horrible ways this war will hurt everyone, bringing up my lord and savior Jesus Christ, dragging the name of a proto-socialist compassionate loving pacifist into a holy war?

please read the sparkles part in a george carlin voice mr carlin pleese when will you return my mail its been 2 months

ATTENTION EVERYONE: WE SOLVED HOMELESSNESS! Because they're not homeless, they're ✨disadvantaged individuals lacking a residence✨ shivering in the cold because solving it would make a few people very upset, and I don't wanna think about the poors.

does anyone else refuse to eat at burger king because of those stupid fucking ads or is it just me? (I eat hungry jacks tho but its different ok)

please im begging tim apple make a new iphone mini for the love of god

im too sober for this shit graphs have meanings you know?

christian fundamentalism is objectively wrong. The bible is the organization of different scrolls, and with so much of it missing, it's an incomplete text, with very old bibles referencing sections that dissapeared. Not to mention, most of the scrolls were copies of copies that had to be hand noted.

Why have I been avoiding these Alani energy drinks. Just got the cherry slush flavor and it was like my tongue just turned into a cherry. Very nice. Never beats a good mocha latte tho

fun fact: no one can stop a few hundred thousand progressives from moving into say, kansas, and turning the table turns there to a leftist paradise

I have an idea that will revolutionize dentistry: sexy toothbrushes

what is up blue sky! i n todays video, we are going to minneapolis (for a layover). Better watch out for wild meese on skates!

“Of” is. Checkmate ate the list

I and many others knew this shit could be back-doored into for years, and it’s inevitable when you don’t have a system that can ACTUALLY analyze half decently if data is accurate or not. Fuck these corpos

And not too expensive I love her but not enough to be even more broke lol

Also like, anyone know any good belated Valentine’s Day gifts for my hellenist girlfriend? I don’t know much but I love her very much (I know what she usually likes) #pagansky thank you guys I appreciate it

I looked at my can of prebiotic soda and it said “plant fiber”. Where else would fiber come from? Beefs? I sure hope it’s from a plant!

Oh hey you can hide sexy posts, thank you blue key.

Wait, this wasn’t sleepy coffee! :(

Beauitful thread. Too high for this but ultra smart guy damn

As a survivor of sexual abuse when I was a teen, it’s very reassuring to hear that the Stock Market™️ (NOT THE DOW JONE) is at $50,000 and that they weren’t pedophiles! They were hebephiles or whatever fucking flavor of pedophiles we have these days.

Fuck I love chubby MILFs man

Handsomest orange and white cat laying on a heating pad placed on white bedsheets with his two front legs outstretched towards the camera and staring kind of lovingly and kind of blankly.

a heated blanket is a must for cat owners in cold winter climates. my Jax here can’t get enough of his. not self-warming, but heating element in it makes a difference.

Why does Steven Miller have the face of a 3 year old whose mom told him he can’t piss on the floors,

Oh no this is in Rapid City SD for a trip. Can we do this stuff to every telephone pole please?

Wooden electrical pole on the sidewalk with a piece of paper hanging on it and a shit ton of staples and nails posted on it

Wow! Now that’s a lot of nails!

Opinion piece by @mattyglesias.bsky.social: Teenage porn is not the same as child porn, and why moralist left needs to accept that.

Are you really? Turn over your full legal name, date of birth, social security number, drivers license, place of residence, and annual income (illegally made gains included). Then we can verify if you’re really anonymous!