Mariah

She is a *modest* lady, after all!

I’m not sure how this came across my feed, but I’m willing to bet a large sum of money that that was a WSDOT drawing 😂

Ugh, I know. Idaho really is the shitty neighbor. I don’t know why this map-maker chose Oregon, since the only complaint I ever hear is they suck at driving, but honestly? Washington’s got some of the worst drivers ANYWHERE!

Omg Idaho sucks! They don’t even have *medical* weed!! It’s a bunch of white supremacist assholes hopped up on meth lol

I also don’t really think it’s true. Everyone hates California. 🤣 I rarely hear shit-talking about Oregon!

I LOVE MERLIN! I’m becoming an old bird lady, and it’s been so fun identifying all my new friends!

I have a deep, deep hatred of Minions that has no real foundation, just instant hate the moment I saw them. This was an awful jump scare & I said JESUS FUCKING CHRIST very much aloud. Thankful I’m at home scrolling & not in public.

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

I can’t see what you’re replying to, because I’m already blocked! Or had them blocked? Either way, I have no idea who/what they said, which is awesome! A block feature that actually works!!!

I don’t miss living in the land of A Fuckton of Snow for this exact reason! I don’t want to have to dig myself out just to run to the store lol. I feel for you!!

three men are sitting in a car with their mouths open and one of them is laughing . ALT: three men are sitting in a car with their mouths open and one of them is laughing .

That guy:

Honestly, it’s terrifying how similar he & our current asshole are. So many things dt is doing are the same damned things Ceaușescu did. I was there in 1993, and fear the US turning into that.

It’s a clear moonlit night, and the killdeer are out catching bugs, loudly.

Saw this & thought of you! www.facebook.com/share/r/14Zs...

@otterrunkennel.bsky.social

If you have a more modern tank, I don’t think it’s as imperative, as they have insulation built in. I would definitely do the inlet & outlet pipes! You could also set up a room screen or hang blankets from the ceiling near the tank to give it a kind of “dressing room” of warmth lol

I live in a more temperate climate than you (I think?), but our well-to-pressure tank water line is above ground right now due to needing repairs. We, too, must keep the water flowing at a pretty good rate to prevent freezing, especially overnight. I’m thankful we don’t pay for water usage!

Been there, done that! 😂

Cornell has a very cool app that identifies bird sounds! I’m sure there’s one that does it by photo! Of course, part of the charm of the activity may be the constant texts to you lol

My non-sled dog does not appreciate the theragun, but LOVES to be vacuumed (with the hose, of course) and blow dried 🤣

It’s okay, I totally get it! I have similar feelings about people, too. And I fully accept that there are people out there who most likely feel the same about me. And that’s okay! I just like gossip 😂

I would love to hear more about both the grudge & the episode!

Looks like at least some of it was in liquid form - whether that’s oral or needle, idk. (I’m making an educated assumption re: the line items that say Xmcg/mL)

So sneaky. So innocent.

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lol No, but that would have been great! He’s mentioned in your profile on Outsideonline.com!

@blairbraverman.bsky.social I just read your Meatball story, and then looked at your profile. I love that Blowhole gets a mention! He’s EVERYWHERE! 😂

I’m sorry, that is awful!! I can’t imagine doing that to someone 🩷

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social I was just listening to an old episode, and I'd like to reassure you that "perseveration" and "perseverate" are actually real words, pronounced the way you did. It's used in reference to behaviors that are difficult to stop or change!

Listening to an old playlist while I work, and Kimya Dawson's "Loose Lips" just came on. Just goes to show that some political songs are evergreen, unfortunately. Just change one word & it could have been written yesterday.

You can get motion-activated sprinklers or compressed air to make it uninviting for them. Could also spray orange oil around the yard for a while & that might make them eventually stop coming over?

We had a family reunion in October, and it was basically a stoner family reunion 🤣 We had nightly “safety meetings” in one cousin’s xl schoolie & had a few aunts/uncles join a couple nights. I love my fam, man!