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i love that Mox is now committed to saying "woof" on TV as often as possible

On this day in 2020:

An iconic in-ring interview on #AEWDynamite, and Tony Schiavone got in on the fun. 😎

Chuck: "PAC, you think he's a joke? Well, the joke's on you, buddy. Because this time, he's gonna try!"

Trent: "He didn't tell us that."

The best. 😂

(via AEW)

Hanger’s gonna lose and then have to join the Night’s Watch 🤼 #AEW

I recently started a Veronica Mars rewatch and one of the first licensed songs they used was by the Streets and the amount of cringe I felt was off the charts

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant

A leaf is a plant dumbass, one hundred percent #AEWDynamite

Niche AEW hot take:

Don Callis: Joseph Smith Jr
Kazuchika Okada: Brigham Young
Konosuke Takeshita: Emma Smith
Kyle Fletcher: Joseph Smith III
Rocky Romero: Oliver Cowdery
The Beast Mortos: J. Golden Kimball

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Marina’s “I’m gonna need you to do better” goes so fucking hard #AEWGrandSlam

Close up shot of a hand holding up CM Punk’s friendship bracelet

Did that fan give Hangman Page a bracelet? #AEWGrandSlam

Anyway to celebrate the new champion i have to post one of the funniest moments Thekla had with natsupoi

They’re just buying time until M:tg runs out of Marvel properties on which to base new Universes Beyond sets

Oh no, it’s Incelling Eve

I’m like 4 episodes in and I can’t tell if the Copenhagen Test is straight Killing Eve or polyamorous Killing Eve.

For NFL games. What Indiana did to Bama is the all time football leader for me

It’s like after the ‘Biden’s America’ crack happened he and Buck figured they’ll be forever hated by the MAGA crowd, so they could stop worrying about offending them

New game inspired by @rjcity.bsky.social: which AEW wrestlers should go on which @dropout.tv shows:

V.I.P.- Harley Cameron
Dirty Laundry - Toni Storm
Smartypants - Mark Briscoe
Thousandaires - The Young Bucks
Nobody Asked - Hechicero
Gamechanger - Willow!
Um, Actually - The Beast Mortos

Looking forward to RJ City doing a Golden Girls presentation for the next season of @smartypantsshow.bsky.social

Step aside Try Guys, the next faction to invade @dropout.tv should be AEW

A screenshot of NJPw commentator Haruo Murata's twitter. The English translation says: ​"A 'wild' Ibushi-san appeared who had lost track of where he parked his own car. We searched for it together, found it, and he went home safely. That was a relief, that was a relief." Below is a picture of him and Kota looking happily forelorn as Kota gives a finger gun.

Kota lost his car at the Tokyo Dome. Haruo Murata saved him. Just Kota Ibushi doing Kota Ibushi things.

WWE’s greatest enemy is genuine sincerity.

The classic Thauros tweet : 2017: the guy with ace written all over his gear and a theme based around the phrase "go ace" is a beloved but slightly delusional aging star who refuses to admit he's been surpassed 2018: that guy is the ace of the company, read the fucking tights and listen to the song

8 goddamn years later it finally happened.

God, what if they did the whole post match ceremony with Tanahashi lying on his back while his greatest opponents come out to roast him like that Irish cop funeral in the Wire #NJWK20 #NJPW 🤼

Sorry, I just assumed you were talking about Sho

He looks like a kid that bought way too much merch at an anime convention

Sho looks like a kid going to his first anime convention #NJPWWrestleKingdom

A literal HATE crime

Also, fun tangential fact since my first encounter with you was on an old Boyd Rice post: when I was in Moscow I did go to a Current 93 show.

Don’t know about digital archives, but I do have a hardcopy of the “Best” of the Exile book they put out after the effect.

I did a semester in Moscow during grad school circa 2006 and sadly was not immune to their edgelording at the time

Barf the Mawg from Space Balls

Mog the Moogle from Final Fantasy 6

Inside of you are two mogs:

Don’t believe what they say about me, I’m not always mean

Mox watched Cena’s retirement match and figured the title of “Never Give Up” babyface was now vacant