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@haydenp

Dad in both jokes and bod. Mahi is in the family violence sector, #itsnotok. I also occasionally write like poetry and shit. West Aucks via Kirikiriroa via Iuropi

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#nzpol Child poverty data from Stats NZ out today. All political parties except Act agreed to the Child Poverty Reduction Act 2018, creating legally mandated targets for child poverty reduction. Right now, we are missing even the looser targets the government has set. A 🧡

25.02.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

This is not a routine border security arrangement. The EBSP would go far beyond existing information-sharing. It would enable automated, bulk matching against New Zealand databases by US agencies.

26.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Emergency Management Subs

This is not the way I want to engage with politics, but signing submissions when I have little energy for other things feels like something at least #nzpol action.greens.org.nz/emergency_ma...

09.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ban Seabed Mining Join us in calling for a ban on seabed mining before it's too late!

More petitions cos there's more BS #nzpol greenpeace.nz/381g20

24.01.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Hi there, we're just at the gate, but looks locked up. Don't want to bother you if the timing doesn't work

23.01.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi would 10, 1030 tomorrow morning suit?

23.01.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank you for the reminder, yes, keen, would i be able to pick up over the weekend?

20.01.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sign the Fast Track Wrong Track open letter An open letter of warning to any company using the fast track approvals process to dodge laws designed to protect people and nature.

Add your name. #fightback at every turn (even though I'm tired and would like a nap #nzpol

greenpeace.nz/stop-the-fas...

15.01.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're trying to start a little garden in west aucks, if its still available and not too far away, we'd be keen

15.12.2025 07:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you ever find someone to take you up.on this generous offer?

15.12.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

12 dead at Bondi Beach. Horrible.

In Nz we have a breakfast tv interview w/Jewish council rep Juliet Moses. In a 5min interview, she manages to blame free Palestine protests and even Chloe Swarbrick.

Honor those lost. Care for the families, don't use their names to justify occupation #nzpol

14.12.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Image included in a Facebook post by Newstalk ZB noting "Govt rejects all of Climate Change Commission's emissions target recommendations".

Image included in a Facebook post by Newstalk ZB noting "Govt rejects all of Climate Change Commission's emissions target recommendations".

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04.12.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hayden Donnell - a very insighful journalist. One of the best we have in Aotearoa.

01.12.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rates rises are due to people voting against rates rises Buckle up, it’s time to ignore our crumbling infrastructure for another generation.<br />

The spinoff have great writers that cut through the spin quickly and with good humor. Another example of short term thinking to win votes vs actually getting shit done #nzpol

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...

01.12.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules A paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the industry's wishlist, including giving it access to draft laws.

I can't understand how this didn't get more traction? Minister in bed with oil companies known for ripping off nz and its yesterday's news. He should resign, right? #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

27.11.2025 08:23 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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White ribbon day #nzpol

25.11.2025 09:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of diverse women and a child in a wheelchair united against violence with the message to open the door and take a stand.

Illustration of diverse women and a child in a wheelchair united against violence with the message to open the door and take a stand.

New data show that violence against women remains a global public health crisis.

The new Violence Against Women estimates provides the most comprehensive picture yet of intimate partner and non-partner sexual violence https://bit.ly/3K4vCV9

#EndViolence #NoExcuse #16Day

19.11.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
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Crooked carbon business: Katingan Peatland Restoration and Conservation project, Indonesia Shell has bought millions of carbon credits from this project in order to claim that fossil fuels are β€œcarbon neutral”.

The third in Jutta Kill and Simon Counsell's series "Crooked Carbon Business" looks into the Katingan REDD project in Indonesia.
Buyers of carbon credits from the project include Shell, VW, Tokyo Gas, PetroChina, Delta Airlines, TotalEnergies, and Boeing.
reddmonitor.substack.com/p/crooked-ca...

16.11.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Shook the world': NZ's youngest MP collects Time magazine award in New York Time magazine considers our youngest MP one of the world's most influential rising stars

www.nzherald.co.nz/kahu/time-10...

What an achievement

#nzpol #toitutetiriti #globalpol

31.10.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6
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Petitions are addressed to the House of Representatives and ask that the House do something about a policy or law, or put right a local or private concern.

#Petitions Gah I wish these things made more of a difference!!

petitions.parliament.nz/212f27b2-98f...

30.10.2025 08:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sign the Petition Include Cruise Ship Emissions in Global Carbon Accounting

More petitions. #climateactionnow c.org/bRCmZ7CF5r

30.10.2025 08:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, that's very kind

30.10.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Sunday Poem, by Hayden Pyke Lines on a flat tyre and a general sense of things falling

A #poem of mine is up on newsroom which is quite a coup for someone who is notoriously anti news and rooms

newsroom.co.nz/2025/08/31/t...

30.10.2025 04:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Assata Shakur, black Liberation activist exiled in Cuba, dies at 78 She fled to Cuba after being convicted in the killing of a police officer but denied the shooting.

Her book was such an eye opening experience for me as a kid from the other side of the world. What a life! Rest easy #Assata
www.bbc.com/news/article...

27.09.2025 11:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.09.2025 07:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luxon himself handed me the Prime Minister's science prize last year. Let me say this in plain English: he's an idiot for running a govt who budgeted more for AI than for the Marsden fund. any journo reading this can quote me on it #nzpol

18.09.2025 07:03 πŸ‘ 354 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
Meme with two sections. Top shows a blurred audience and a banner that reads People no longer believe working hard will lead to a better life, survey shows. Bottom shows caption the working class above two side by side cartoon panels of a male starship officer in a gold uniform. In the first he rests his face on his hand, looking unimpressed. In the second he covers his mouth as if pretending to be shocked. The joke suggests workers are not surprised by the survey.

Meme with two sections. Top shows a blurred audience and a banner that reads People no longer believe working hard will lead to a better life, survey shows. Bottom shows caption the working class above two side by side cartoon panels of a male starship officer in a gold uniform. In the first he rests his face on his hand, looking unimpressed. In the second he covers his mouth as if pretending to be shocked. The joke suggests workers are not surprised by the survey.

15.09.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

#nzpol
#freePalestine
#neolibdeeznuts
#fucktommy

14.09.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A campaign poster for Bird of the Year 2025 promoting the takahΔ“, which is pictured wearing a red and white pom-pom beanie like the one worn by Wally/Waldo and partially hidden by leaves and foliage. The subtitle reads "Aotearoa Hide and Seek Champion 50 years running".

A campaign poster for Bird of the Year 2025 promoting the takahΔ“, which is pictured wearing a red and white pom-pom beanie like the one worn by Wally/Waldo and partially hidden by leaves and foliage. The subtitle reads "Aotearoa Hide and Seek Champion 50 years running".

After learning that these guys have NEVER won before I have done a thing. #boty

14.09.2025 20:05 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

What fucks me off the most about the Tom Phillips situation is that there are men out there who think its their god-given right to have everything go their way & when it doesn’t, they do whatever the fuck they want. This is NOT uncommon behaviour in New Zealand.

08.09.2025 06:40 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1