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jesse // @ANTlVAN on twitter they/he // 18+ content icon by necroma t’hy’la tia 🐈 adamantoise, aether

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a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.

a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.

#catcrumb

09.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’d like another of an unbranded notebook i bought in copenhagen in 2018. unfortunately you may see the issue with this.

09.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like its only funny now because nothing happened. But.

08.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a yellow smiley face with a big smile and missing teeth ALT: a yellow smiley face with a big smile and missing teeth

got the bug to check the batteries/function on our smoke detectors last week which is how i realize my mother in law didnt have any and we've just been living in this house for 2 and a half years without any and its funny now because i fixed that but like. The

08.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2440 πŸ” 970 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

08.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 927 πŸ” 430 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible

lrp

08.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A wonderfully freaky, entrancing, and upmost perfect earlztli commission I got from (but in a way also for) my beloved @motheatenwizard.bsky.social~ God. I love my girlfriend and playing freaky barbies with her.

#earlztli #EztliComms

08.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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My piece for @zinedenuit.bsky.social

I love my old man Geralt

08.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’­ tattoo

08.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday!!!!! πŸŒˆπŸ’•

08.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

brutal combination

08.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he’s a champion for women because he doesn’t subject them to himself

08.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
figaro the tuxedo cat is zonked out on a fuzzy green blanket. his head is sunken into the blanket between my knees and his paws are stretched out. on one paw, his pink toes are showing.

figaro the tuxedo cat is zonked out on a fuzzy green blanket. his head is sunken into the blanket between my knees and his paws are stretched out. on one paw, his pink toes are showing.

sunday sleepies #figaro

08.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸͺ€ I GOT ANOTHER ONE

08.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he’s the resident evil guy and they made his tits and biceps huge in the new game and everyone i know has caught a case of the leons

08.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s mostly the women but it’s really the bisexuals in general. i don’t think i’d be immune either frankly.

08.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

careful. the distance between leon kennedy and the type of flop ass man you go for is not so large

08.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

every bisexual woman i know can be caught with a box propped up by a stick containing leon kennedy thirst traps

08.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

i do. i truly do see it now. he's a horrible little siren. i want to study him under a microscope but great news: so does everyone else so im in good company

08.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from my discord showing a message timestampes 9:43 PM that reads STANKPUSSY TWINKBEAST

screenshot from my discord showing a message timestampes 9:43 PM that reads STANKPUSSY TWINKBEAST

LITERALLY THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED

08.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
tails gets trolled

tails gets trolled

wha chapter 40 just happened to me

08.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[repeating the same thing i say every single time i see kanda yuu] that man is so fine.

08.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

08.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a few more hours until bidding closes!

07.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BOOK UNBOXING πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ I'M JUST SIX PREORDERS AWAY FROM FUNNY SEX NUMBER YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO HELP

07.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Too bad we're rolling with it. 😼

06.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 2954 πŸ” 1082 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 12

you have SIX HOURS to bid on me or anyone else who strikes your fancy πŸ‘β€ΏπŸ‘

bidding for (most) offerings starts at USD$5, or whatever the current highest bid is, and the whole thing is for charity.

07.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a party hat is dancing in a room ALT: a woman wearing a party hat is dancing in a room

successfully predicted some bullshit that was gonna happen in da pitt and it made me feel like this

07.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
crow squished between penance and sacha, looking hot and bothered by the whole affair. penance grips his wrist and his waist while sacha grabs his jaw and hip. both their thighs are easily two crows in width.

crow squished between penance and sacha, looking hot and bothered by the whole affair. penance grips his wrist and his waist while sacha grabs his jaw and hip. both their thighs are easily two crows in width.

greedy

07.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 603 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0