MotherBuc’n Chuck

The Pirates are inevitably going to break my heart like they always do. But, I’m all in, motherfuckers.

Oneil Cruz!!!

450 ft
116.8 mph

The longest and hardest-hit home run in the last 2 WBCs (tracking history)

The only harder-hit batted balls of any kind: 2 Ohtani doubles

GODDAMN ONEIL CRUZ! CLEAR THE DECK!

I’m not used to Oneil Cruz without dreads.

Camineri, wow!

Mendoza looks like a weeble wobble.

Dennis Santana sighting.

It just sucks because they’re already down Sid. And they need every point they can get.

I was hoping for a more lenient punishment. But, that slash was pretty damn bad.

U.S. May Have Committed War Crime In Sinking Of Iranian Ship The Geneva Conventions say nations have a duty to “take all possible measures” to help rescue victims of shipwrecks. A U.S. submarine left that to Sri Lanka.

“The 312-foot Dena and its 130-member crew, many of them musicians in the Iranian navy band, had just finished participating in an Indian government naval exercise and cultural exchange that the U.S. Navy had also participated in and were on the way home on Wednesday.”

Caleb Wilson broke his thumb and is out for the season. 😔

But, just to be 100% clear, my initial comment was because I thought it was pretty obvious that he entered the paint and made contact with the goalie BEFORE Letang gave him the slightest of pushes.

There were like two games in a row in which the Penguins were on the opposite end of a challenge on nearly identical plays. Their goal was disallowed and the goal against them was allowed. So inconsistent.

But, that wasn’t full extension either… not that it necessarily needs to be. But, I think most people watching, aside from Sabres fans, thought that Letang had virtually no effect on the play.

He entered the blue paint on his own and made contact with Silovs and THEN Letang extended his arms. But honestly, the real gripe here is I have seen the goalie initiate contact and the goal get overturned. They’re way inconsistent.

I have seen way less contact lead to a goal being overturned. Letang gave him the slightest shove AFTER he entered the blue paint and made contact with the goalie on his own. And when I say slightest, I mean slightest. He barely extended his arms at all. Nowhere near full extension.

If you’re pretty new to following me, I’m pretty intolerable about my Carolina basketball fandom this time of year. Buckle up.

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I was like:

Last game of the ACC regular season tomorrow, and it’s Carolina at Duke. You know what that means…

Oh, I know. I figured there would be an overreaction in the fan base. People don’t like Malkin for some reason. G has always been my dude. So, they get on my nerves, too.

It was a dumb penalty. Dumb penalties happen. We all lose our cool sometimes. Especially in the heat of competition.

I saw that last night. Lol.

It just doesn’t sound right when I say yinz. I have the worst yinzer accent ever. A lot of folks up here say I have a southern drawl, but they definitely didn’t live in NC. Because those drawls…

I may have been born here, but I grew up in North Cackalacky. It’s soda to me. And I say y’all, not yinz… which I kind of hate. I tried to be the antithesis of a stereotypical southerner when I lived down south. 😔

“Yeah. But if we didn’t murder them they’d be forced to live under an oppressive regime. We’re doing them a favor, if you really think about it.”

-Donald Trump, probably

You’re goddamn right I bought this!

Can I come look at it?

What video did they watch? 🤦🏼‍♂️