A mug design, specifically.
www.teepublic.com/mug/88607030...
A mug design, specifically.
www.teepublic.com/mug/88607030...
For all the real ones.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8862...
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No seriously, what does Torpedo get up to when he's on shore leave?
Backtalk.
But Barb's is Showtime.
Two days of getting a full night's uninterrupted sleep, and waking up at 7, and going to the library to work on this GI Joe: The Movie/Cobra-La feature piece. I've now hit a wall, though, and am falling asleep at desk.
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Maybe? The bios riff on the original filecards. I wonder if they'd hire Larry to rewrite his own work. Was it just someone from Impel who had read all of the GI Joe comics? But what're the odds they had someone like that already on staff? The Marvel cards were written by Brevoort, IIRC
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(Also how are Golobulus and the Royal Guards' birthplaces known, but classified; Nemesis Enforcer's is unknown (?); and Crystal Ball's of all people is *definitely* Cobra-La? You think the *bat wing guy* and the *serpent man* were born in France or something?)
Anyway -- it's good that it's taken this long to write this thing, because I *just* discovered that the '91 trading cards wrote the Cobra-La characters out of the story with an earthquake, and somehow Crystal Ball ended up catching a stray.
Mind you, this is after I hit up a Target at 8:35 AM-ish because there were reports of four Cobra-La Royal Guards being on the shelf. I arrived five minutes after someone scooped them all up. I know this because, yes, I'm in a *facebook group* for ..... minnesota toy collectors ...
I arrived at the library at 9 AM to continue working on
THE COBRA-LA CORPUS FINALE
which, at this point, is about three months late.
Kyle Chandler can green my lantern any day. Or, uh, Hal my Jordan. Train my John? Whatever -- he's so hot. I would enjoy having sex with him.
In Defense of Effeminate Boys If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I donβt know how I would have responded. By Ben Appel
If medical authorities have a rigorous way of distinguishing effeminate boys from transgender kidsβor of distinguishing transgender kids from proto-gay kidsβthey arenβt saying. I have met a number of detransitioned gay men who tried to live as women for a time because they and their families were so averse to homosexuality. According to a 2019 report in The Times of London, staffers at Britainβs foremost gender-identity clinic joked darkly that, as a result of the facilityβs work, βthere would be no gay people left.β A statement last month by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons noted that there is no validated way to assess whether a childβs gender distress will persist over time or disappear without medical intervention. A lack of good research and recordkeeping means that we may never know how many patients who would have been considered effeminate gay boys not so long ago have undergone medical treatments for gender dysphoria.
Absolute trash. The author did not speak to a single medical professional and the article does not contain a shred of evidence that effeminate gay boys are being bamboozled into thinking they're trans.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Queen
you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"
an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
This dirtbag
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i could be reading the news, or i could be researching info on the very divisive new character risk so i can give him his own filecard text
just killing time in this interminable apocalypse by making my own energon universe gi joe trading cards just for fun just to keep my mind active and at some kind of peace
And tell him he has to work on it from an office in the Mariana trench
Man, I assumed Max Landis has DIED since everyone is talking about him.
What a disappointment.
We joke because Max Landis is the son of another scumbag who doesnβt get nearly the same amount of dragging.
No Landis should be involved in a movie where this is a vehicle.
You can't blame Max Landis for being the way he is. He had a helicopter parent
Ever had a conversation w someone, but itβs not really a conversation because every time you open your mouth, they cut you off after 3 words and talk for 5 minutes about whatever they already wanted to say?
Ever done that live on camera in a room full of professional peers?
Itβs not that fun!
I had the misfortune of being in the same room as @kielphegley.bsky.social having to interview Lax Mandis, and Kiel trying to wrangle this monster's unchecked ego into something usable was ... herculean.