NOBODY LAUGH AT MY MINION PHONE

Just drank some sprite and did some pushups at 11pm for no rasin

A older lady with no teeth comes into my job everyday. she has a very faded tattoo of jay jay the jet plane on her chest. I always want to ask her about it, but I feel like that tattoo carries a dark history of loss and pain so I don't ask

a mf MAN sings this? a terrible evil MAN?

Dog ate another pair of ear buds

Yo fuck this timy dog

Real tea !

You seem annoying so I'll explain this in a debate lord way: this is a perfect example of a strawman argument

It's like a gag that gags so hard you cant clock it

Sound out the words

If the guy on the left changed his hair and shaved hed be serving down....

They'll never crack- they took almost 10 years to come up with this launch, they're not gonna adjust a thing unless nobody buys the games. And the gays will buy anything

Me on the senate floor:

Before taco bell: 🧟‍♀️
After taco bell: 😺😽

I hate how much taco bell changes my behavior

Mf I RESPECTED YOU

A close friend just shared a Ghiblifyd selfie

Sooo random does anyone remember cobra starship ,😭

About to hit a blinker before I have to dribe somewhere

do pebbles still work???? I wanted one so bad in 2015

I am once again struggling mentally

any of you gays play left 4 dead...

is it bad in not living for it....

kicking my feet and curling my hair with my finger and giggling like I dunno.....

so there's this very popular show on HBO

dont look to far, right where you are, that's where I clock

I'm your tea

bluesky is the Poughkeepsie to twitter's NY

my dogs when I leave the house so they can eat their poop in my bed