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Dustin Mueller

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I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs.

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Basically all of the bad economic news this term is because the president deliberately decided to do something moronic. He is much more personally responsible for this than most presidents are for the downturns in their administration.

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 4728 🔁 1004 💬 146 📌 35

Yeah, that’s totally valid for a snack.

Considering that I once had a meal consisting entirely of seven different types of cheese, one type of cheese could be reasonably be considered a snack. I hope you enjoyed your snack @fpieces.bsky.social

07.03.2026 20:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Trump during covid....

After the first 15 confirmed U.S. cases:

"Within a couple of days it’s going to be down to close to zero".

When there were roughly 60 cases in the U.S.:

"It’s going to disappear. One day...it’s like a miracle...it will disappear".

07.03.2026 14:37 👍 19 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0
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“Under serious consideration for complete destruction and certain death” sure sounds like nuke talk

07.03.2026 14:25 👍 980 🔁 294 💬 164 📌 51
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Last 14 months of Biden's term:

+1.74m jobs

First 14 months of Trump's term:

150,000 jobs

(total! for the whole 14 months!)

www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

06.03.2026 19:43 👍 3924 🔁 1709 💬 147 📌 83

Please pump these fumes directly into RFK Jr’s lungs.

06.03.2026 16:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like Khax is ready for the regular season already!

06.03.2026 16:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a close up of a woman making a funny face with a pop logo in the background Alt: A woman saying “Ooooh… burn!”
06.03.2026 16:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whew - that’ll be cutting it close!

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife has a lot of family in Poland, and one of her cousins was asking how the US can possibly afford this. The answer is, our public infrastructure and services suck colossally

05.03.2026 14:18 👍 148 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 1

False. I remember one specific player I watched beat up on my Brewers 2 years in a row, & he earned those MVPs. If I remember, only The Kid kept both from being unanimous.

06.03.2026 15:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is smiling while sitting at a desk with a book . Alt: a woman is smiling while sitting at a desk with a book, & pumps her right fist just a little into the air.
06.03.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How very presidential

06.03.2026 01:29 👍 2253 🔁 961 💬 253 📌 73

Killing people should not be something we do quicker than the speed of thought

06.03.2026 13:10 👍 432 🔁 105 💬 6 📌 1
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a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it . Alt: The Kool-Aid man busting through a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator, saying “Oh yeah!!!”
06.03.2026 13:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You ever see more than just one person in a Cybertruck? I never do. It’s always just one guy (never a woman), all by himself.

Never a family, or even a couple.

Just one, lonely guy.

05.03.2026 23:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

If every White House reporter is not standing outside the room ready to ask any yea voters to please explain what Trump’s reasoning is, they should all be fired.

05.03.2026 21:56 👍 57 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 1

Why the fuck does the dumbest man on the planet do this ALL THE GODDAMNED TIME?!

What’s the point of comparing someone to someone else, when the whole point SHOULD BE to just congratulate them?

(Yeah, I know - he can only ever tear people down because he’s a narcissistic sociopath)

05.03.2026 21:57 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And they’re also abusing children.

05.03.2026 19:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is it a... Special military operation? 🤔

05.03.2026 16:44 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A & D?

Like the ointment?

05.03.2026 16:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a blue vest that says booyah Alt: Channing Tatum wearing a blue vest, saying “booyah!”

50/50 shot on that guess!

05.03.2026 16:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Trump regime has abandoned the constitution:

- declared war without Congressional authorization

- ignoring multiple court orders

- impounding Congressional authorized funds

- ignoring the freedom of speech and assembly

It’s a lawless regime that has no legitimacy.

04.03.2026 18:06 👍 5544 🔁 1596 💬 336 📌 106
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 👍 17123 🔁 5972 💬 514 📌 493

No, silly - that’d require asking Congress!

05.03.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a group of people are holding signs that say unfair Alt: a group of people are holding signs that say unfair
05.03.2026 04:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Process of elimination, easiest (first 3) to WAG (last 2):
A-3 (known for his power)
E-5 (speedy)
D-2 (didn’t play for the Dodgers long enough to get any of the others?)

B-4
C-1

05.03.2026 04:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make me a burger company CEO.

I’ll show people how to eat a fucking burger.

05.03.2026 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh look, Fetterman is an asshole.

Who knew?!

05.03.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s talking about human beings

05.03.2026 02:36 👍 32 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 1