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Snake Man Mark

@snakemanmark

Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.

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And it's effing worldwide as well. Local diesel price have jumped from $1.89 a litre to $2.19.

09.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why the fuck is lump drawn as a normal person and not as he is in reality, a grotesque lump of smelly lard?

09.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still cost the USA trillions and diminished it's sanity rating.

09.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 06:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is literally an enormous plethora of delusional posts from the hoofwanking bundlecunt rubbishing previous administrations for being in much better positions than he is at the moment.

As they say, every accusation is a confession.

09.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read the date!

09.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another opportunity for product placement.

09.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

2/2 I'm going to regret not mowing the lawn, it's growing so fast that I expect herds of wildebeests to migrate here. All house plants are outside and the dogs are in. Our house is on the side of a hill so we won't be flooded out.
I'll be reminding the neighbours today that I have a bass and amp.

08.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1/2 Day two of serious rain event and it is unrelenting. I'm sure that there is local flooding but I'm not going out to find out. I think we are on the southern edge of the downpour, north of us they have had 500mm. As per normal someone had to be rescued after driving through flood water.

08.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't have DST here in Queensland, Australia and the sunrise on December 20 ( my birthday ) is 4:15am, which is an effing joke

08.03.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't have DST here in Queensland and the sunrise on December 20 ( my birthday ) is 4:15am, which is an effing joke.

08.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stupid meme! As if he could climb a ladder! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…

08.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had to doublecheck the date on this

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Sunday has been Rainday, day one of an expected three days of soaking.

08.03.2026 10:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The group W bench, where you talked about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things

08.03.2026 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm painfully aware of the current state of the USA, hopefully it finishes soon as a long remembered lesson but that maybe just my optimistic outlook.
I was two years too young to be drafted, which was fortunate as I think that I would have been one who returned with major psychological problems.

08.03.2026 07:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It is debatable that theropods were exothermic but they were undoubtedly cool. And having your girlfriend walk them would be equally cool.

OH - and here is me at work, the animal was caught in bird netting and I tubed it to avoid it's special kiss.

08.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes Please.

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