big tess super wizard

i know i could just like jump into a public bot match right now but thats scary. learning this game is like wading through mud a bit im a stranger to basically every part of it

deadlock is kinda fun. someday ill actually play a match with other humans

a doodle of rem from deadlock peeping over the end of a shuffleboard table, which two of his helpers are sitting on. he says "they're great at shuffleboard!"

anyone heard of this deadlock shit
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a screenshot of the umamusume home screen with t.m. opera o as the active character. her dialogue box says: "your destined meeting with me was the only reason for your birth into this world. bask in the joy of that blessing!"

thanks girl. youre two days late

beautiful women are always messaging me

zeztz is so scary dude get me out of here

great news everyone. we're order number 69 at the pub

how am i supposed to tell ppl it's my birthday when bluesky doesnt do the balloon thing on my profile. at least not on mobile? this is like the one thing twitter has over you bsky get it together

when i said ten years i meant it

i decided to combat(?) this by finally starting to hang what has to be like ten years' worth of prints up in my bedroom. hopefully at least most of them havent aged badly. im only a fraction of the way through them though so we'll see

mum has decided that today for whatever reason is the day we hang my uni certificates up on the wall and shes making it my problem as if i give two shits. she doesnt even live here

Learn the alphabet with Symboli Kris S! YouTube video by Tsu

i gained some new vocal stims today www.youtube.com/watch?v=CysS...

(symboli kris s voice) oklahoma mixer

(symboli kris s voice) favourite pizza

i can hear justin mcelroy's voice in my head telling me not to do it. but god i wish i could

got one of those headaches that makes me wish trepanning was still in fashion

fucked up my sister's youtube recs it's all just the melbourne train system now

i dont think ive seen like a second of deadlock gameplay and generally dont care much for shooters but the character designs are so charming. dont tempt me

looking at the strings of snakes and spiders in this like yeah typical australia moment

rose.systems/animalist

142 animals listed
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ive given up guts gaming bc it was tanking my wit output too much but it would sometimes let her still win tenno spring with this godawful stamina. frightening.

a pencil-drawn comic featuring tm opera o from umamusume training for the upcoming champion's meet (a sprint race) first panel: shows the inspiration event giving her sprint and turf sparks. "ahh...! how exquisite. this champion's meet victory shall surely be mine!" second panel: displays a table showing her stats while in the paddock for the spring tenno sho, a 3200m race, highlighting her very low stamina due to her sprint-focused training "ah, but it seems we have a mighty challenge ahead of us. but i'm certain it will be no match for the ⭐Overlord⭐" third panel: shows her lying on the ground, having finished in 9th place and failing the career. goal incomplete...

trapped in a prison of my own design
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it's not even sunday here

has there ever been a meat that has been improved by boiling it

hooted and hollered when we pulled up the new tasting history video but soon cried out in despair when we saw how he was preparing it

back on this because i swear to fucking god. our engineering manager is generally competent but recently i feel like he wouldnt know how to eat his lunch without asking cursor about it first. hes using it to read off our cards on the retro board and like it's fucking retro!!!! it's not that hard!!!!

listening to higher ups talk about ai makes me insane like stop talking about how theyre building a jillion new data centres like it's a good thing!!!!! im going to become the joker for real

fucking sucks shit to work in tech where everyone is pressured to use ai as a developer tool. arguably better than using it for frivolous bullshit in our personal lives i Guess but i still hate it

it's a hell of a drug though i will sit here churning out runs while getting no sprint inspiration and dying repeatedly to spring tenno sho and im just like hahaha yes this game is awesome

trying to force ope into sprint is all fun and games until i realise ive been using the wrong parent all day and end up with a bunch of sprint D trainees. i may be too stupid for oshi gaming