Finch in Albuquerque

you'd think for how maha these guys are they'd be more concerned about seamen retention

Sounds fake. 🤔

Now I'm imagining some old white couple tuning in to the "new crime procedural" on NBC, "Chicago P.D.," only to discover that the PD in question is the Public Defenders.

in the criminal justice system, the people are mostly represented by a public defender, who protect their rights against the crimes of the state. these are their stories.

give me a show about a mysterious and sexy consumer protection lawyer...

a person in a minty green and purple luna moth costume that looks like those Pokémon onesies but it's a lunar and it's kind of amazing and the person looks really happy and in the corner there is a picture of a luna moth I suppose for comparison in the upper right corner it says "Luna moth costume"

The person is giving a side view of the lunamoth costume and they're standing on their tippy toes and there is a bigger picture of a luna moth and the bottom corner and in the top right of the picture it says "Glow like the night transform with the luna moth!"

I was searching for a keychain but instead I found a new dream

Jefuf Chrift

this baby will become too
powerful

saw an ad where she tells some ai “transfer $300 from my savings to my checking account” and i was like holy shit are people actually giving an llm access to their bank account so i searched it and the top results are “How to stop __ from taking money?” and “How to Actually Cancel __ w/o get scam”

bsky.app/profile/finc...

🥰

Tweet that says, "I’m sure this will make you sad too, but I’m also using Claude to second guess home contractors. The licensed electrician was lying to me (or just totally wrong) about the kind of wiring in my house and recommending an expensive and unnecessary job."

This is the sort of thing I'm talking about in just implicitly trusting AI and acting like it doesn't hallucinate.

If you had to hire an electrician in the first place, what makes you think you're qualified to judge Claude's output to determine if the electrician is wrong?

“Human cassowary”

You ain’t kidding.

This week has been one hell of a month

Albuquerque city council just mostly gutted a long-in-the-works planned zoning change that would have greatly expanded the amount of housing options permitted in most of the city, expanding options and lowering costs. Gotta prioritize brutality against those with nothing I guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just annoyed that I feel like all the knowledge and the technology we have means we could all be having a really nice time and scientists could be doing science and everyone could have enough food and shelter and everything they need but instead *gestures at everything*

I haven’t had a vegetable or a fresh fruit in like a week. 😬

I ate more cheese.

Six years ago
had I known
what was about to happen
I would have looked around
so I could appreciate
(all things considered)
how good I had it.

Six years from now
I just hope
that I do not find myself
looking back at today
and (all things considered)
thinking the same thing.

(joan jett voice)

i love sitting down
sitting on the couch and sitting, baby

If you have a (white) parent with dementia who you’re trying to get interested in something, there’s an Everly Brothers concert on Amazon Prime.

Ya snooze, ya lose!

bsky.app/profile/finc...

Unsuccessful in every way.
bsky.app/profile/finc... 

Your risk of LongCOVID increases after each reinfection

Another thing - COVID damages your immune system

This is partly why many countries around the world have had the “worst flu season” in many years

Protect yourself, your family, friends, and community

If you know better, do better

🧵 3/3

Please protect us by wearing a mask (preferably KN95 or better) in public spaces

They come either in earloops which are great but straps are more protective

COVID still exists in 2026

It’s still 💀ing people & causing long term or permanent disability (LongCOVID)

🧵 2/3

Me wearing a black CAN99 mask and eye protection. My shirt is grey and it says “keep calm and stutter on”. I’m wearing a black hoodie.

Smiling with my eyes but feeling stressed as I’m waiting for my 🚙

According to wastewater data, COVID levels are high (source: wwater.ca/Ontario/Toro... )

If you know that immunocompromised ppl need extra protection from COVID, please don’t abandon us like the gov’t & society did in 2022

🧵 1/3

Stuff is too hard right now.

Front page of The Journal of AI Generated Papers

I think this journal is a great idea -- it makes it really convenient to completely avoid all these papers at the same time.

Jefuf Chrift