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05.03.2026 02:16
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why does it look huge
$1488?
Kalshi is basically becoming another customer for AP's election data, which tons of news orgs also pay to use. I don't see anything in the AP's announcement that suggests it has agreed to do anything with Kalshi except supply election data.
#butts #secs
#secs
The title screen from the show “Twin Peaks” but the title text is “HOOTERS” instead
lmao even
i don’t understand, were the snowballs laced with fentanyl or
you’re in luck, Zach
A news headline reads “U.S. women's hockey team will not attend State of the Union after Trump invitation” and there are 460 comments
idly tapped to read the comments, and the loading animation stayed spinning just long enough for me to snap the fuck out of it
The words “Mac & More” rendered using the font face from the “Stranger Things” title card. The font closely resembles the one used in the original Mac & More advertisement.
why does Dan have a very normal demonic shadow emanating inches from his body
Failed to load, blob
fixed it
I added the “S.” to my muted words list ages ago and never looked back
Flyer reads: Dear parents, This month's family project is to create a leprechaun trap. It is very difficult to catch a tricky leprechaun, but our class will have fun trying! There is no right or wrong way to build a leprechaun trap, all you need is a little imagination. You can make the contraption with a net, box, a clean can, or anything else you can think of. Other ideas include: paper towel rolls, empty containers, tin foil, paper, string or yarn, sandwich bags, or how about using an old shoe since they are said to be cobblers? Remember, you have to be very creative to catch a leprechaun. Once you build your trap, don't forget to add bait to help lure in the leprechaun. Since they are very greedy, one of the best things you can use for bait are coins. We will set our traps during St. Patrick's Day week and hope to catch a leprechaun in our classroom. Your child will have an opportunity to share their trap with the class and explain how they plan on catching the leprechaun. Have fun and be creative! This project is due on Friday, March 13 Sincerely, Kindergarten Team
My kindergartener’s homework project for March is to make a trap to catch a leprechaun.
Maybe I’m being oversensitive, but given the year we’ve been having, I really don’t want to workshop a plan for catching anyone.
Jacob Frey was built to preen, let him shine!
Let him do it so well, and his feathers dazzle so bright, that he may be whisked shortly away from the drudgeries of municipal governance.
3,000 square feet
14 million cubic feet
The City of Minneapolis and Target Corporation are proud to present the first annual
ICE OUT 🧊🚫 EVICTION PARTY 🏠🔒
featuring
- bouncy houses 🤪
- housing bouncers 👮♂️
- Jacob Frey saying a swear (but with pride) ‼️
encampment bulldozing to follow (if weather permits)
No Minneapolis Kids before/after option anymore, either 😬
did we ever find out the identity of the Minneapolis meatjacker
TN Republican demands official probe after calling Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show 'gay pornography' "Depicting gay pornography on prime time has no place in our culture,” Tennessee U.S. Rep. Andy Ogles bizarrely said, after seeing two men dancing and Ricky Martin singing.
TN Republican demands
probe
after watching
gay porn
![SMS message with body: “Hey, it's Tim Walz. Last month, I joined Anderson Cooper live in Minneapolis. Here's what I told him:
I've never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
Donald Trump is trying to make an example out of Minnesota. His message? Sit down, shut up, and fall in line.
But here's the catch: If he's trying to make an example out of us, I'm damn proud of the example we're setting.
We're meeting fear and division with decency and generosity, and we're not backing down.
The Trump administration is picking legal battles with me in the hopes that I'll stop defending you. It won't ever work.
I will never give up on defending
Minnesotans - but these legal fights are expensive by design. So if you have $10 or $20 to chip into my legal defense fund, it'll go a long way:
twalz.com/ [URL removed]
Thank you for all of your support.
Whether you can donate or not, if”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6zazfd73vzjwha4dmgeig2i6/bafkreieid7n6lj6n24bexss6r5smgmywc562aik7mcacnlodpqmhmmiqe4@jpeg)
SMS message with body: “Hey, it's Tim Walz. Last month, I joined Anderson Cooper live in Minneapolis. Here's what I told him: I've never been prouder to be a Minnesotan. Donald Trump is trying to make an example out of Minnesota. His message? Sit down, shut up, and fall in line. But here's the catch: If he's trying to make an example out of us, I'm damn proud of the example we're setting. We're meeting fear and division with decency and generosity, and we're not backing down. The Trump administration is picking legal battles with me in the hopes that I'll stop defending you. It won't ever work. I will never give up on defending Minnesotans - but these legal fights are expensive by design. So if you have $10 or $20 to chip into my legal defense fund, it'll go a long way: twalz.com/ [URL removed] Thank you for all of your support. Whether you can donate or not, if”
Right on cue as I read this, I get a text asking me to chip into Walz’s “legal defense fund”
[hears “logic puzzles,” bashes through brick wall] have you tried cluesbysam.com yet? it’s my favorite daily game by far
this is Minnesota, y’know, wouldn’t wantcha to go emptyhanded
yes! they are Ilitch/team employees, not employees of any particular broadcaster.
to clarify, the takeout bag is real, but it contains dildos
I really hope that post was getting just ripped apart in the comments
That might be an all-time bad take
